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A minute...' 10 00:00:53,712 --> 00:01:00,337 '60s BEAT MUSIC 11 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,596 TV: 'Next week on Harper's West One, special guest star 12 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:31,930 'John Leyton, star of Biggles as you've never seen him before. 13 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:34,847 'That's Thursday, eight o'clock, Harper's West One.' 14 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:53,890 RADIO: '..and a very special good morning to the housewife at number 26...' 15 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:55,099 Hello? 16 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:04,058 - Would sir need any assistance? - I'm... They're recording my song. 17 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:07,142 Well, then, you'll do. I need to have a word about my ceiling. 18 00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:10,642 - Sorry, I can't... - I'm the landlady. This is my building. -..Help. - Pardon? 19 00:03:10,642 --> 00:03:13,184 - I can't help. I only just... - It's none of my business, 20 00:03:13,184 --> 00:03:15,184 but they've had some very odd types up there. 21 00:03:15,184 --> 00:03:16,476 My Albert won't stand for it. 22 00:03:16,476 --> 00:03:19,768 As long as they keep themselves to themselves, but this takes the biscuit! 23 00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:24,852 - What do you make of that? It's all black and treacly. - Yes. 24 00:03:24,852 --> 00:03:28,019 - Some sort of glue. They've only been here a fortnight. - Oh, dear. 25 00:03:28,019 --> 00:03:31,394 Had some terrible complaints from the neighbours about the noise. 26 00:03:31,394 --> 00:03:33,686 Grown men playing silly beggars with records. 27 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:35,644 I only hope it doesn't add up to nothing. 28 00:03:35,644 --> 00:03:37,603 Actually, I've already bought two. 29 00:03:37,603 --> 00:03:39,645 You should see the state of it up there. 30 00:03:39,645 --> 00:03:43,228 I'm never going to be able to let it again now, am I? You're a quiet one, aren't you? 31 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:46,604 - Sorry. Just a bit... - Shy? Not much good for a pop star. 32 00:03:46,604 --> 00:03:50,646 - Actually, I'm classically trained. Biggles is doing my song. - Biggles? 33 00:03:50,646 --> 00:03:54,813 - Off the telly. - Of course he is, dear. Now, come on. Let's find trouble. 34 00:03:54,813 --> 00:03:55,980 Yes, let's. 35 00:03:59,897 --> 00:04:02,314 How many musicians am I paying for? For God's sake. 36 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:05,356 Oh, Major, you'll do. I've had a disaster in my stockroom. 37 00:04:05,356 --> 00:04:06,898 Just arrived myself, Violet, dear. 38 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:09,106 - Joe will be down as soon as he's spotted. - Thank you. 39 00:04:09,106 --> 00:04:11,231 Must crack on, woman, crack on! 40 00:04:11,231 --> 00:04:13,315 Here, I've had some very nice oxblood belts in, 41 00:04:13,315 --> 00:04:15,523 go lovely with them brogues. 42 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:19,482 - Ta-ra! - Anton, isn't it? - Sorry? - Anton Hollywood, pianist? - Yes. 43 00:04:19,482 --> 00:04:21,732 - Well, no. - Well, I'm afraid Joe's decision is final, 44 00:04:21,732 --> 00:04:23,524 he doesn't feel you've got what it takes. 45 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:27,316 And if you've come for compensation, you can trot off back to wherever the hell... 46 00:04:27,316 --> 00:04:30,400 No, it's Geoff, not just Geoff. Geoff Goddard. 47 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,317 - Oh! The author! Tunesmith! - Composer. - Composer, yes, of course. 48 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,901 The name Anton Hollywood was Joe's idea, it's not real. 49 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:41,026 It's a stage name. He thought he'd do a Russ Conway with me, didn't work out. 50 00:04:41,026 --> 00:04:44,401 So you're Goddard, are you? Read Goddard, didn't think Hollywood. 51 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:48,527 - No, well, you wouldn't. - Don't slouch, young man! Upright! Shoulders back! 52 00:04:48,527 --> 00:04:50,735 Splendid song! 53 00:04:50,735 --> 00:04:52,152 (Thank you.) 54 00:04:52,152 --> 00:04:57,736 In fact, I wanted to thank you for the opportunity, really. 55 00:04:57,736 --> 00:05:01,945 - This is a very good...opportunity. And... - Very touching. 56 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:04,778 It's Joe you should thank. He's the one that spotted your talent. 57 00:05:04,778 --> 00:05:08,029 I know Fanny Adams about the tunes. I just pull the purse strings. 58 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:12,612 - I'm in plastics. - Really? - Yes, my son took me to a record shop, selling like hot cakes. 59 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:16,113 What's his name? Lonnie? Larry? Big nose, curly hair, plays the broom. 60 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:20,572 - Donegan? Lonnie Donegan? - That's the chap! Expanding market, see? 61 00:05:20,572 --> 00:05:24,822 Good business opportunity. Met Joe, thought, "That's my boy. 62 00:05:24,822 --> 00:05:28,656 "He knows his Indians." Anyway, it's him you should thank. 63 00:05:28,656 --> 00:05:30,489 TOILET FLUSHING 64 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:34,490 < That'll be the last time anyone uses that this morning. 65 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:37,032 < Carry on singing, I'll be back in a minute. 66 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:40,699 Oh, hello, Geoff! I know what you're thinking, why are they singing in the toilet? 67 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:44,074 Well, once I've worked my magic and added some reverb, 68 00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:46,949 it'll sound more like a...like a cathedral! Do you need to go? 69 00:05:46,949 --> 00:05:51,450 - No. It would be embarrassing in front of everyone singing. - Speaking of which, backup singers, that is. 70 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:56,325 - I've had a quick look at the figures. Are you sure you need them? - Course we need them! - And an orchestra? 71 00:05:56,325 --> 00:06:04,076 Oh, it's hardly an orchestra. Two violins and Charles on his mum's old cello. You all right, Charles? 72 00:06:04,076 --> 00:06:08,701 - I've been better. - Harper's West One is getting 10 million viewers. 73 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:13,702 They're all going to hear Geoff's song, it's our first good chance for a hit, so it can't be shoddy. 74 00:06:13,702 --> 00:06:14,785 Have you...? 75 00:06:14,785 --> 00:06:16,660 VIOLINIST: (I think we should leave.) 76 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:18,619 - Have you read the West One script yet? - No. 77 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:24,953 - Well, John plays a pop singer called Johnny Sincere. Isn't that a great name? - Top drawer! 78 00:06:24,953 --> 00:06:31,329 - And he opens a record department with your song. - Who'd have thought, Biggles? - He's Ginger. - Sorry? 79 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:34,329 Johnny Leyton in Biggles. Plays Ginger. Boy's a big fan. 80 00:06:34,329 --> 00:06:36,912 BANGING AND SHOUTING 81 00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:45,913 Geoff, come here. Excuse me, Charles, ladies. 82 00:06:45,913 --> 00:06:49,205 Take the speaker, point it out that window towards the backyard. 83 00:06:49,205 --> 00:06:53,664 All the other windows are soundproofed. And I'll need that. 84 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,998 Drop dead, you silly, old fucker! 85 00:06:55,998 --> 00:07:00,123 - Oh, God! - All right, you can close the window and put the speaker back, now. There's a love. 86 00:07:00,123 --> 00:07:01,832 Is he coming down? > 87 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:05,040 - Can you talk to her? I'm far too busy right now. - Yes, it's best you crack on. 88 00:07:06,582 --> 00:07:09,832 Well done, Geoff, I hope we'll be seeing a lot more of you. 89 00:07:09,832 --> 00:07:11,833 - LANDLADY SHOUTS: - Joe! 90 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,333 He gave you that speech about not slouching, didn't he? 91 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:20,208 I'm sorry about Anton Hollywood, Geoff. You could have been Reading's own Liberace. 92 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,500 That would have been nice(!) 93 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,459 But the real Liberace don't make those little piggy, grunty noises when he plays, does he? 94 00:07:25,459 --> 00:07:27,543 Really, it's fine. 95 00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:31,751 They're awkward to record around, ugly to watch. Shame. You're a wonderful musician. 96 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:36,918 - Lovely looking boy. - Well, I'm sure this one will sound wonderful. I wanted to thank you. 97 00:07:36,918 --> 00:07:41,294 - No need to thank me, Geoff. It's a good tune. - You did such a wonderful job with Lonnie Donegan. 98 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,961 SKIFFLE MUSIC 99 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:45,211 ♪ He's putting on the agony 100 00:07:45,211 --> 00:07:47,211 ♪ Putting on the style 101 00:07:47,211 --> 00:07:52,587 ♪ That's what all the young folks are doing all the while. ♪ 102 00:07:52,587 --> 00:07:54,504 MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY 103 00:07:54,504 --> 00:07:57,504 Well, the royalties from those tunes helped set this place up. 104 00:07:57,504 --> 00:08:01,463 - Let's hope you get some royalties from your little tune. - Well, that would be nice. 105 00:08:01,463 --> 00:08:02,754 CAR HORNS 106 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:06,880 I know it's a little impractical, with the stairs and the traffic, but... 107 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,963 It's got a very strong...energy. 108 00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:11,172 Yes! I was going to say that. 109 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:13,922 TRAFFIC NOISE 110 00:08:13,922 --> 00:08:16,464 - Keep your hair on! - How would you like a smack in the mouth? 111 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,381 THUNDER 112 00:08:21,673 --> 00:08:26,882 Can I ask? I don't mean to be rude. Something unusual I heard about you. 113 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,965 Go on, I won't bite. 114 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:33,549 About you and Buddy Holly. About his death. Your prediction. 115 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:36,383 Yeah. Well, it came to me. A message. 116 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,383 - A warning for Buddy. - Tragedy. Great loss. 117 00:08:39,383 --> 00:08:43,592 I give him a note backstage. I warned him. I told him the date. 118 00:08:44,884 --> 00:08:47,050 If only he'd listened. 119 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:50,467 - Do you still try to...communicate? - When I have time. 120 00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:51,634 LOUD VOICES 121 00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:54,134 - Perhaps you'd like to join me? - I'd love to. 122 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,260 Here comes the cavalry. 123 00:08:56,260 --> 00:09:01,219 - You selfish, skinny runt. - Those bastard stairs. I've done me sodding back. - You can shut your cakehole. 124 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:03,344 I've got to bring the rest of the kit up, yet. 125 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:06,594 - It's not the kit, it's having to lug that fat arse. - Watch your mouth! 126 00:09:06,594 --> 00:09:10,678 - Watch your diet! - You want to fuck right off! - Ladies and gentlemen, Flanagan and Allen. 127 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:12,845 - Oi, Joe, it's pissing down out there. - Really? 128 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:16,637 - Has anybody got a towel? I'm drenched. - I'm going to have a crap. 129 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:21,012 - I'll bring a towel back down with me. - No, you won't. I have a girl singing backing up there. 130 00:09:21,012 --> 00:09:25,346 - It's vital for her singing that she's able to breathe in. - Who's got the arse now? 131 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:27,388 FARTING 132 00:09:27,388 --> 00:09:29,096 Nearly shat meself! 133 00:09:29,096 --> 00:09:31,972 You do that again, I'll find something to plug the hole with! 134 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,055 This is the band. 135 00:09:34,055 --> 00:09:36,680 What they lack in looks, they make up for in charm. 136 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,597 I've warned you about those ridiculous costumes! 137 00:09:39,597 --> 00:09:45,223 Now...! Oh, good God, what is that! It's like a rotting trout! Come here, take those off right now! 138 00:09:45,223 --> 00:09:47,682 SINGER WARMING UP 139 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:49,848 Good Lord! 140 00:09:49,848 --> 00:09:55,391 - And you are? - Singing. - Of course. - Sorry about that. 141 00:09:55,391 --> 00:10:00,558 - Last time I got pissed on in this getup, my nipples and armpits went all black. - You are a soapy bastard. 142 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,516 - Joe, I thought we discussed this? - Oh, shush! 143 00:10:02,516 --> 00:10:05,350 Took a week to get the stains off. Carbolic, I had to use. 144 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,392 Why don't you use an umbrella? 145 00:10:07,392 --> 00:10:11,559 - Cos cowboys didn't have umbrellas. - No, and I bet they didn't have black armpits, either. 146 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:15,809 - Take off those ridiculous cowboy suits! - They look wonderful. 147 00:10:15,809 --> 00:10:18,768 - I will not pay another fine for their antics! - Marvellous publicity. 148 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:21,685 - Getting your collar felt isn't marvellous. - No-one felt your collar. 149 00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:23,185 No, they get all black fingers. 150 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:28,519 I don't see how a brush with the law can be bad press for a band called The Outlaws. Can it, Geoff? 151 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:31,519 I don't know what anyone's talking about, or who anyone is. 152 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:34,019 Oh, really, Joe! Geoffrey, Billy Kuy, Mr Clem Cattini. 153 00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:37,061 - And the smelly bastard's Chas Hodges. - The Outlaws! 154 00:10:37,061 --> 00:10:39,395 - This is Geoff, he wrote the song. - Hope you like it. 155 00:10:39,395 --> 00:10:41,979 - Oh, it's your song? Lovely! - Thank you. 156 00:10:41,979 --> 00:10:45,229 So you're not really cowboys? 157 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:49,479 - No. - You want to watch him, he'll have you on top of a 19 bus with your pants round your ankles 158 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:51,521 if he thinks it'll shift a few records. 159 00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:53,230 - Would he? - Is that entirely necessary? 160 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,438 Last month, when we released Swing Low as a single? 161 00:10:55,438 --> 00:10:57,939 Joe had us in all the clobber, on a fucking stagecoach, 162 00:10:57,939 --> 00:11:00,439 driving around Piccadilly, blasting out the tune. 163 00:11:00,439 --> 00:11:04,606 Then he turns around, and says, "I know, why don't we stick up the HMV and nick our own record!" 164 00:11:04,606 --> 00:11:07,273 We burst in, these two cowards fuck off! 165 00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:10,856 I'm left there, with a cap gun up the counter girl's hooter like The Lone Wanker. 166 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:12,398 Marvellous press! 167 00:11:12,398 --> 00:11:14,357 - Yet, but guess what? - Never even heard of us. 168 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:30,358 I had to play the racket to the desk sergeant to keep you out of prison! 169 00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:33,400 Now, all of you change out of these outfits immediately! 170 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,776 < Coo-ey! Joe? 171 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:37,734 Joe, look! Oh, hello, boys! 172 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:39,359 Afternoon, Mrs Jensen, all right? 173 00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:43,443 - Lovely shirts. Don't you look smart? - Thanks. - You're all wet. Should have used a brolly. 174 00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:44,985 ALL: Cowboys didn't have brollies. 175 00:11:44,985 --> 00:11:48,194 Now, look. I know you're busy, but I've got a bone to pick with you, and you. 176 00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:49,694 What have you done to my windows? 177 00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:55,736 My stock room ceiling's all black and treacly, and Mr Brolin's downstairs in his pyjamas. 178 00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:57,694 - He says you swore at him. - He started it! 179 00:11:57,694 --> 00:11:59,528 - Pardon? - He yelled at me, and I yelled back. 180 00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:03,237 I can't repeat in front of these young boys the type of filthy language he was using. 181 00:12:03,237 --> 00:12:05,320 That's what a recording studio is for, is it? 182 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,404 Give you two the chance to play silly buggers and scare my neighbours? 183 00:12:08,404 --> 00:12:09,987 He's ever so upset, he works shifts! 184 00:12:09,987 --> 00:12:11,821 Yeah, don't we all! Shut up! 185 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:15,571 - If he can't take it, he shouldn't dish it out. - Yeah, well, what about my ceiling? 186 00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,905 That's why your ceiling is all black and treacly, 187 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,280 cos I poured a tin of liquid rubber through the floorboards. For soundproofing. 188 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,572 Soundproofing, you see! It's for the greater good. 189 00:12:23,572 --> 00:12:26,989 Gave me ever such a stir. It's all gone runny, and there's flies sticking to it. 190 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:30,989 Don't fret, Violet, dear. We'll have someone pop round and rub that rubber off. 191 00:12:30,989 --> 00:12:32,406 But it will have to be later on. 192 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:36,365 I do have a major television star, John Leyton, coming round any second now. 193 00:12:36,365 --> 00:12:38,449 As you can see, I'm rushed off my feet. 194 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:41,866 Him off Biggles? Now I understand. Yes, sorry. I thought you were a bit soft. 195 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:43,574 Oh, I'd love to meet him! 196 00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:46,241 You'll have all the big stars passing through here, Violet. 197 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:50,700 Why don't you pop downstairs, make a nice pot of tea and the Major can introduce you when he gets here? 198 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,450 - I'll tell him you're sorry. - Who? - Mr Brolin, your neighbour. 199 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:57,075 - Tell him to shove his bin lids... - Yes, splendid. A pot of tea. After you, Violet. 200 00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:04,034 All right, Fred. Pick us up at about three. 201 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,576 Are you sure, sir? No offence, sir. 202 00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:11,744 - It seems like a right shithole. - Yeah, let's make it 1:30. 203 00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:13,869 - How are we doing, boys? - Nearly there. 204 00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:17,869 Right, I want to set up the mics downstairs, I want to be ready to go when I get back. 205 00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:19,828 He's fucking barmy! 206 00:13:19,828 --> 00:13:22,620 - You playing that old Joanna? - Yes. Is it in tune? 207 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,995 Doubt it. 208 00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:25,370 What's in here? 209 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,703 Don't go in there. He'll go doolally. 210 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:30,204 - Why? - Because he's bonkers. 211 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:35,079 Because it's full of our Joe's secret, magic echo doodahs. 212 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,163 He's a loon. 213 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:43,288 No, no, he's not mad. He's one of your eccentrics, with his gadgets and witchcraft. He's harmless enough. 214 00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:46,372 - Load of bollocks. - Yes, but he did predict the date. February 3rd. 215 00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:49,747 The day of Buddy Holly's tragic accident. And warned him. 216 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:52,789 Yeah, he's a proper Nostra-fucking-damus. 217 00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:55,831 - Right date, wrong year. - Fucking loon. Load of bollocks. 218 00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:58,331 Well, it is easy to mock. 219 00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:02,332 There are many things we do not understand. Not on this plane. 220 00:14:03,999 --> 00:14:06,749 My involvement in spiritualism is quite serious. 221 00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:12,083 I've been attending a weekly psychic circle for some months, now, in the hope of becoming a medium. 222 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,750 In fact, the song we are recording today, 223 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,875 came to me from the other side. 224 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,376 From beyond. 225 00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:26,918 Fucking hell. 226 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:31,418 Here. You're studying to be a medium, Clem's studying to be a large. 227 00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:37,877 Right, are we in tune and ready? John is downstairs, being talked at by Mrs Shenton. 228 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,336 - People forget that you're an actor, a trained actor, you know. - Yes. 229 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:45,545 I was in drama school for three years. I can play all sorts of, you know... 230 00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,961 - I was playing a Cockney... - Really? - Yeah, I can... 231 00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:51,045 Right. I want to do a sound check. A bit of noise from everyone for level. 232 00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:52,670 INSTRUMENTS ALL PLAY AT ONCE 233 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:56,921 Good. Just hit a bit harder. That's good. 234 00:15:01,296 --> 00:15:03,838 - SHOUTING: - All right, all right, all right! 235 00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:06,922 Right, I want that moved over there, and no-one touch the mics. 236 00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:09,839 Right, you heard the man, Biggles is arriving 0500 hours! 237 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,589 ALL SHOUT IN POSH VOICES 238 00:15:11,589 --> 00:15:14,631 Get that out your systems for a start, cos I'm having none of it. 239 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,339 - Roger, Roger Wing Commander! - I fucking mean it! 240 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,507 Tone deaf actors, 241 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,507 midgets, bodybuilders. 242 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:29,257 It's a fucking pantomime. What next? Singing fucking postman? 243 00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:31,549 Will you shut your moaning, you wet bastard. 244 00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:35,508 - You're being paid, ain't you? - Hi, guys. John Leyton. 245 00:15:35,508 --> 00:15:37,591 - You must be the band. - Sharp as a pin. 246 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,258 Hello, John. Lovely jacket. 247 00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:41,925 Thanks, Joe, glad you like it. 248 00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,092 I've been wearing this thing so much lately, 249 00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:45,926 I just don't feel dressed without it. 250 00:15:45,926 --> 00:15:48,801 - Yeah, where did you leave your goggles? - Right. Very funny. 251 00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:52,426 - This is Geoff. He wrote the song. - Rocking tune, Geoff. 252 00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:53,926 Where did you park your plane? 253 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:56,218 Same place you parked your horsey, partner. 254 00:15:56,218 --> 00:15:57,468 Ha-ha! 255 00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:58,593 Thanks. 256 00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,969 Me and the boys have been rehearsing all afternoon. 257 00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:03,927 - Oh, the backing singer. You all right? - Fine, thank you. 258 00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:06,844 So, what I'd like to do is I'd like to go straight for the levels. 259 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:08,428 John, you're over here. 260 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:17,429 - Yeah, cool. Oh, Joe. - Yeah? 261 00:16:17,429 --> 00:16:20,721 Not my business, but those instruments I passed downstairs, 262 00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:22,221 the cello and the violins, 263 00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:25,304 I don't think you're going to be able to hear them up here. 264 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:29,972 - There's microphones down there, John. That's what they do. - Really? 265 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,347 - Great. - Thank you. 266 00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:36,722 - One, two. - Charles, I want to go straight for the level. 267 00:16:36,722 --> 00:16:41,764 - OK! - Count them in. We'll see what it sounds like. - OK. 268 00:16:49,849 --> 00:16:54,307 ♪ Oh, oh 269 00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:57,891 ♪ Oh 270 00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:04,350 ♪ When the mist's a-rising And the rain is falling 271 00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:08,809 ♪ And the wind is blowing cold across the moor 272 00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:13,518 ♪ I hear the voice... 273 00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:15,393 ♪ I hear the voice of my darlin'... 274 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:17,393 - (ECHO) - Ready? 275 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:21,185 Will Johnny Remember Me be a hit? 276 00:17:22,769 --> 00:17:24,352 O. 277 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,894 N. 278 00:17:29,936 --> 00:17:32,561 E. Number one. 279 00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:42,104 ♪ Johnny, remember me 280 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:48,479 ♪ Yes, I'll always remember 281 00:17:48,479 --> 00:17:52,522 ♪ Till the day I die 282 00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:55,814 ♪ I'll hear her cry 283 00:17:55,814 --> 00:18:02,314 ♪ Johnny, remember me 284 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:07,690 ♪ Ah-ah 285 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:10,815 ♪ Ah-ah-ah 286 00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:15,274 ♪ Ah ah ah-ah 287 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:18,566 ♪ Ah ah-ah 288 00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:24,483 ♪ Well, some day, I guess 289 00:18:24,483 --> 00:18:28,067 ♪ I'll find myself another little girl 290 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:32,025 ♪ To take the place of my true love 291 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:35,484 ♪ But as long as I live I know 292 00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:39,276 ♪ I'll hear her singing in the sighing of the wind 293 00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:45,985 ♪ Blowin' in the tree tops way above me 294 00:18:45,985 --> 00:18:52,402 ♪ Johnny, remember me... ♪ 295 00:19:02,278 --> 00:19:05,154 You come back here again, I'll cut your bollocks off! 296 00:19:05,154 --> 00:19:07,487 And don't forget your amp! 297 00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,654 You avaricious pig! 298 00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:13,780 All I did was ask for my money. He's fucking mad. 299 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,571 You're fucking mad! 300 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,530 Move, move. 301 00:19:23,947 --> 00:19:26,156 Sorry about that. 302 00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:27,948 Now, where were we? 303 00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:30,948 Well, I was thinking something like this. 304 00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:38,115 Piano's sounding a bit odd, a bit strange. 305 00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:41,282 I put some drawing pins in on the hammers. It adds a bit of sparkle. 306 00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:45,408 Hm. Sparkle? Yes. Wonderfully clever. 307 00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:49,241 See, what I want 308 00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:52,492 is a...a sort of Tornados' theme tune 309 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:57,492 so they can have their own solo slot before Billy Fury comes on. 310 00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:00,159 So, like the... 311 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,910 The Shadows have Apache before Cliff. 312 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,660 Does it have to sound Red Indian? 313 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,035 PLAYS A FEW NOTES 314 00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:11,577 No, not really. 315 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,536 Have a go on that. 316 00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:15,369 It's a... 317 00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:17,453 clavioline. 318 00:20:17,453 --> 00:20:19,745 It only plays one note at a time 319 00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,911 but it might be good for the main theme. 320 00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:25,203 Ooh, I like it. 321 00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:28,412 Sounds odd. Aloof. 322 00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,954 I like that word, "aloof." 323 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:36,705 PHONE RINGS 324 00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:39,955 Don't worry, it will come to us. 325 00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:45,580 Hello, RGM. Oh yeah, it's me, put him on. 326 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,414 Joe? Larry. Joe. 327 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,914 I know how much you would love to record Billy Fury 328 00:20:51,914 --> 00:20:53,706 and we've considered your offer 329 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:57,332 but, unfortunately, we won't be recording with you. 330 00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:59,999 - Why's that? - Nothing personal, trust me. 331 00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:03,166 Listen, your boys, The Tornados, they're doing a great job 332 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,499 backing Billy on the tour. They are ace. 333 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,291 It's just that we have our own recording arrangements. 334 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,833 - Not good enough for him? - Joe, Joe. 335 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,042 Please, let's keep this professional. 336 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,792 We have had a number one. 337 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,875 (MOCKINGLY) Yes, Joe. You did. 338 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,500 And I look after a dozen boys, 339 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,001 any one of which can do what your boy does. 340 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,043 Oh, really? Well, good luck to them. 341 00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:28,876 Upstairs. It's on the latch. 342 00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:31,002 Listen, Joe. Let me tell you something. 343 00:21:31,002 --> 00:21:36,044 You may manage the tour, you may manage The Tornados, but you do not 344 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:41,794 manage Billy Fury and I don't see Billy Fury recording in your toilet. 345 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,670 God... 346 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,922 Can I help you? 347 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:12,964 - Who are you? - I'm Heinz. 348 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:17,506 I met Cliff Bennett backstage at the Palace Ballroom in Southampton, 349 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:22,340 said I should come and see you, like, you know, and audition. 350 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,340 Said he'd have a word, like, you know, 351 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,924 said he'd put in a word for me. 352 00:22:27,549 --> 00:22:31,008 Said if I used his name, it'd be all right, I could just turn up. 353 00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:35,591 You know, no appointment. 354 00:22:35,591 --> 00:22:38,050 Did he? That's nice of him. 355 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:40,092 Yeah? 356 00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:44,342 So, where did you say you were from? 357 00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:46,884 Near Southampton. 358 00:22:46,884 --> 00:22:50,093 - And what is it that you do? - Bacon slicer. - Really? How useful. 359 00:22:50,093 --> 00:22:52,801 Oh, sorry. You meant... Yeah. 360 00:22:54,427 --> 00:22:57,885 I sing. And I play a bit of bass. 361 00:22:57,885 --> 00:22:59,885 Tell you what. 362 00:22:59,885 --> 00:23:03,303 Why don't you pop to the shops and get me a jar of coffee. 363 00:23:03,303 --> 00:23:07,928 - Instant all right? - Joe, I really think I found a nice little melody. 364 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:12,470 - Here's ten bob. Get me a couple of packs of Preludin. - Right. 365 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:14,845 - What's that? - Preludin, you get it in the chemists. 366 00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:16,054 It's slimming tablets. 367 00:23:16,054 --> 00:23:18,304 You're on a diet? 368 00:23:18,304 --> 00:23:22,429 No. I'm just going to be very busy, that's all. 369 00:23:22,429 --> 00:23:24,471 Pop back in an hour, I'll see if I can fit you in. 370 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,513 Right, ta. Great. 371 00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:27,888 Hour. 372 00:23:27,888 --> 00:23:30,597 - Lady cream. - Preludin! - Yeah. 373 00:23:36,056 --> 00:23:37,514 He's eager, isn't he? 374 00:23:37,514 --> 00:23:42,015 - Can't say I noticed. - Right, back to work. 375 00:24:08,017 --> 00:24:09,976 'From a ground station...' 376 00:24:09,976 --> 00:24:13,935 - Did you put sugar in it? - Um...yeah. 377 00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:17,768 'An historic feat that could reshape man's future. 378 00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:20,727 'That satellite, of course, is the Telstar, 379 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:25,186 '170 pounds of complex electronic equipment that receives signals 380 00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:28,186 'beamed from Earth, magnifies them ten billion times 381 00:24:28,186 --> 00:24:29,978 'and rebroadcasts them...' 382 00:24:29,978 --> 00:24:32,770 '..Telstar, if you were with us earlier this evening, 383 00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:34,103 'you'll know what this is. 384 00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:37,479 'It is the near miracle satellite now in orbit in space, 385 00:24:37,479 --> 00:24:41,562 'which we hope in just one hour from now on this very programme 386 00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,187 'is going to transmit to us 387 00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:46,188 'the first ever live public television pictures 388 00:24:46,188 --> 00:24:47,855 'from the United States... 389 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:49,396 'I can see from where I'm sitting, 390 00:24:49,396 --> 00:24:52,272 'let's go over live to Goonhilly in Cornwall. 391 00:24:52,272 --> 00:24:55,689 'Thank you, Richard. There is an unmistakable image. That is a man's face. 392 00:24:55,689 --> 00:24:58,939 'That's the first live television picture across the Atlantic...' 393 00:24:58,939 --> 00:25:01,856 'What does the future hold? Scientists visualise 394 00:25:01,856 --> 00:25:04,565 'a belt of Telstars encircling the globe 395 00:25:04,565 --> 00:25:08,982 'in such a manner that transmissions will be continuous around the world. 396 00:25:10,982 --> 00:25:15,441 - ECHOING: - 'Photographic communication... miracle... Telstar...' 397 00:25:19,649 --> 00:25:27,984 HE HUMS TO HIMSELF 398 00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:39,985 ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC 399 00:25:46,485 --> 00:25:50,694 HE SINGS A TUNE BADLY 400 00:25:55,278 --> 00:26:03,612 HE SINGS A TUNE BADLY WITH ECHO SOUND EFFECT 401 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:13,405 I can't possibly play guitar to this. 402 00:26:20,197 --> 00:26:22,989 I've never heard the like. 403 00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:27,114 Well, he can't play any instruments, so he has to hum those fucking tapes. 404 00:26:27,114 --> 00:26:32,073 Clem, I don't want it on the ride. I want it on the hi-hat. 405 00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:34,657 I'm on the hi-hat! 406 00:26:34,657 --> 00:26:39,741 - Then play it closed. - I played it closed! 407 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,991 Then play it better! 408 00:26:42,991 --> 00:26:47,158 - Oh, OK, then(!) - Right, well, then fucking get on with it, then. 409 00:26:47,158 --> 00:26:48,492 You. 410 00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:50,784 ♪ Twang, twang, twang 411 00:26:50,784 --> 00:26:53,075 ♪ Twang, twang-twang twang, twang... ♪ 412 00:26:53,075 --> 00:26:54,492 Pardon? 413 00:26:54,492 --> 00:26:56,284 ♪..Twang, twang-twang... ♪ 414 00:26:56,284 --> 00:27:01,201 Look, we've got to be at Great Yarmouth by six. By rights, we should be off inside an hour. 415 00:27:01,201 --> 00:27:03,368 ♪ Twang-twang-twang... ♪ 416 00:27:03,368 --> 00:27:05,368 Right, that's it, that's it, you play that. 417 00:27:05,368 --> 00:27:08,452 You play what you always fucking play. 418 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:10,827 Dum, dum, dum. Tighter, tighter. 419 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:17,953 Right, that's not bad. Stop, stop! 420 00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:19,953 I want eight bars of that. Twice. 421 00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:26,662 - We never had this trouble with Johnny Kidd. - I'll bet. 422 00:27:26,662 --> 00:27:30,496 - Never recorded over a handbag shop. - Yeah, it's unusual, isn't it? 423 00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:33,246 Always used to have to wear a suit to the studio. 424 00:27:33,246 --> 00:27:34,371 Riveting. 425 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:37,288 GET ON WITH IT! 426 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,080 Sorry, mate. No cue lights. 427 00:27:47,623 --> 00:27:49,831 CRACKLING We present...Navy Lark... 428 00:27:51,956 --> 00:27:53,665 BANGING 429 00:27:59,707 --> 00:28:01,249 What are you doing? 430 00:28:01,249 --> 00:28:04,708 - Drumming. - Bum titty bum titty bum titty bum! 431 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:07,583 - BANGING - Look, no hands! 432 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:10,541 Joe, can I have a word? 433 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,000 I'm recording! 434 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,542 You'd better look at me! 435 00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:20,376 - Carry on, then. - JOE!!! - Oh, fucking come on... 436 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:22,126 JOE!!! 437 00:28:22,126 --> 00:28:24,126 Keep practising. I'll be back in a minute. 438 00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:26,710 Joe, we ain't got the time. I don't want to piss Larry off. 439 00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:32,627 Well, fuck Larry Parnes! And fuck Billy Fury! This is my tour. 440 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:36,211 You are my band. And you will stay sat there till I say. 441 00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:50,462 He only started the Tornados so he could try and lure Billy Fury into his khazi. 442 00:28:51,754 --> 00:28:53,837 Never had any of this with the Pirates. 443 00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:05,797 You should always have more than one string to your bow, Patrick. Duck? 444 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:07,964 Keep it. 445 00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:12,798 - Thank you, sir. - These ducks are cheap. Not like these tapes. 446 00:29:12,798 --> 00:29:14,381 What does he want more for? 447 00:29:14,381 --> 00:29:17,631 Don't know, sir. Recording? 448 00:29:25,091 --> 00:29:30,216 - Hello, boys. How's the noise? - All right? - Hello, matey. 449 00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:36,425 - Are we off, then? - Allegedly. - What? - About an hour. - We hope. 450 00:29:36,425 --> 00:29:41,342 Well, what do you think of the whistle, then? 451 00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:44,801 - Very smart. - He just left it in my room. 452 00:29:44,801 --> 00:29:47,759 - I don't know about that tie, though. - What about it? 453 00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:51,385 - I don't know, it's a bit, you know. Isn't it, Alan? - What? - The tie. - Oh, yeah. 454 00:29:51,385 --> 00:29:54,218 - What's wrong with it? - Nothing, it's fine, it's fine. 455 00:29:54,218 --> 00:29:59,386 No, you're right. It's a bit... I'll just go upstairs and change it. 456 00:29:59,386 --> 00:30:00,636 Suit yourself. 457 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,761 Handy living upstairs. 458 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:08,470 Yeah. 459 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,887 Too fucking handy. 460 00:30:10,887 --> 00:30:13,470 Soppy as a box of frogs. I wouldn't mind if he could play. 461 00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:16,637 He plays bass like he's wearing boxing gloves. 462 00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:19,554 It's when the valve shorts out. It picks up the guitar amp. 463 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,180 Sorry to bother you. I was listening to the Navy Lark. 464 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,805 It all went funny and fuzzy like that. 465 00:30:24,805 --> 00:30:28,097 And then a high-pitched wheeeee sound, I couldn't believe my ears. 466 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,222 And then it all went quiet, and then suddenly all hell let loose. 467 00:30:31,222 --> 00:30:33,306 I thought, that's not Jon Pertwee. 468 00:30:33,306 --> 00:30:35,764 Right, well, I will have it sounding clear as a bell. 469 00:30:37,098 --> 00:30:41,598 - Afternoon, Joe. - Oh, look, Father bloody Christmas! 470 00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:45,640 - Ponce. - Who? - Change me tie? I haven't been home since Wednesday. 471 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,724 Can't remember the last time I changed my pants. 472 00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:53,599 Blood out of a stone! Patrick, put them in the office and put the kettle on. 473 00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:56,391 Those tapes aren't to be trifled with. They're expensive. 474 00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:57,891 I'm not to be trifled with! 475 00:30:57,891 --> 00:31:01,684 Begging for tapes is not what number one record producers do. 476 00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:05,101 It'll take a while for the revenue from your hits to actually appear. 477 00:31:05,101 --> 00:31:07,934 What am I supposed to do in the meantime, play conkers? 478 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:12,143 No, but come along, Joe. I want to expand, but one step at a time. 479 00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:15,477 You've got Patrick now as a full-time office assistant. 480 00:31:15,477 --> 00:31:17,893 Oh, well, whoop-de-fucking-do, Mr Rockefeller(!) 481 00:31:17,893 --> 00:31:22,811 Joe, Joe there's a... Sorry, Major, sir. There's a phone call for you. 482 00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:26,936 - It's Brian Epstein. - Shit. - About the demos. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 483 00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:30,311 He's got this Merseybeat combo. They're rubbish. 484 00:31:30,311 --> 00:31:33,853 Right, you bastards, I'll be back in five minutes. Keep practising. 485 00:31:33,853 --> 00:31:35,187 You, don't go in there. 486 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,604 Major, can I have a word? 487 00:31:42,979 --> 00:31:45,855 Sir, we've got to be in Great Yarmouth by six. 488 00:31:45,855 --> 00:31:49,397 - If we don't head off now, we're buggered. - That's up to Joe. 489 00:31:49,397 --> 00:31:52,980 - I haven't seen daylight for two days. - Well, believe me, it hasn't changed much. 490 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:55,231 He's got this track that don't make sense. 491 00:31:55,231 --> 00:31:58,689 He'll have us banging on until we miss the Billy Fury gig. It's not rational. 492 00:31:58,689 --> 00:32:01,189 He has been terribly moody. 493 00:32:01,189 --> 00:32:04,231 - And after what happened to Billy... - Greedy little bastard. 494 00:32:04,231 --> 00:32:08,107 No-one gets royalties. You're all on session fees. Seven pounds, six shillings. 495 00:32:08,107 --> 00:32:12,107 Does that include being attacked with scissors and thrown down the stairs? 496 00:32:12,107 --> 00:32:16,066 - I would have chucked him out a window. - He could have killed him. How do you think Alan feels? 497 00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:19,108 - He's Billy's replacement. What will happen to him? - Oh, cheers! 498 00:32:19,108 --> 00:32:21,983 Or any of us. Well, except blond rinse upstairs. 499 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:25,692 Which is another thing. He's treated like Presley and fucking clueless. 500 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:28,317 - He don't know a flat from a house. - Are you quite finished? 501 00:32:30,192 --> 00:32:31,734 Yeah. 502 00:32:34,109 --> 00:32:37,693 Then let me remind you that Joe is your recording manager. 503 00:32:37,693 --> 00:32:40,985 And as such, he will decide when he records and with whom. 504 00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:45,736 And I should think that you could afford yourself a little faith in his judgement. 505 00:32:45,736 --> 00:32:48,277 This whole Merseybeat thing, it's a fad. 506 00:32:48,277 --> 00:32:52,986 But good luck with the demo, and please, send my love to the boys. 507 00:32:52,986 --> 00:32:56,278 Bye now. 508 00:32:56,278 --> 00:33:00,904 Leyton has buggered off to Hollywood, and Joe is still searching for the next hit. 509 00:33:00,904 --> 00:33:02,862 Not just for himself, but for all of us. 510 00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:06,029 So when you're down at the pub or playing darts or whatever it is 511 00:33:06,029 --> 00:33:08,738 you boys do, Joe is working. 512 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:11,863 Constantly working. The boy's a genius. 513 00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:17,989 So if your feelings are hurt, it is of very little consequence to me. 514 00:33:17,989 --> 00:33:19,989 Do I make myself clear? 515 00:33:21,322 --> 00:33:22,823 Yes. 516 00:33:22,823 --> 00:33:25,115 Good. Carry on, then. 517 00:33:25,115 --> 00:33:28,156 Patrick, if that northern idiot calls back, tell him I'm busy. 518 00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:30,532 - Anything to report? - Poor Brian. 519 00:33:30,532 --> 00:33:33,532 He's a lovely man, but he don't have a clue what the kids want. 520 00:33:34,824 --> 00:33:36,199 PATRICK!! 521 00:33:37,324 --> 00:33:39,866 Well, I'll be leaving, then. Just thought I'd pop round. 522 00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:42,866 - And spy. - I just wanted to see where all those tapes were going. 523 00:33:42,866 --> 00:33:44,783 Well, surprise, I'm recording with them. 524 00:33:44,783 --> 00:33:49,034 - Of course you are. Goodbye. - Joe? - Call Geoff. I need him here. - Yes, chief. 525 00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:55,117 - Have you got any of me sweeties? I'm going to finish this track if it kills me. - You should get some sleep. 526 00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:58,910 - Dexies? - Take the money out of petty cash. - I did. 527 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:02,077 - You said that yesterday. - Oh, you are good. 528 00:34:02,077 --> 00:34:06,494 - It's nice to have someone I can trust. - Coffee? - Oh, lovely. 529 00:34:09,661 --> 00:34:11,202 Right, let's hear it. 530 00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:14,828 - Hear what? - Oh, don't start. Bum, titty, bum, twang, twang, twang. 531 00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:20,328 Good. Right, keep playing till I say stop. 532 00:34:29,329 --> 00:34:32,621 SHOUTING Right, that's it. Stop. Alan, stop. 533 00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:34,496 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 534 00:34:34,496 --> 00:34:37,330 DISTORTED REVERBERATION 535 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,039 - Why have you stopped? - What the fuck was that silly noise? 536 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,872 - Oh, that's just for the intro. - It's bollocks. 537 00:34:44,872 --> 00:34:47,539 - Why don't you play it? - I'm going to Yarmouth. - What? 538 00:34:47,539 --> 00:34:50,706 You've still got the piano or whatever the fuck part it is to put down yet. 539 00:34:50,706 --> 00:34:54,582 - For your information, Geoff is on his way to play the keyboard. - Geoff? 540 00:34:54,582 --> 00:34:56,457 That daft prat? 541 00:34:56,457 --> 00:34:57,999 How dare you! 542 00:34:57,999 --> 00:35:00,957 All that song from beyond the grave bollocks. It's embarrassing. 543 00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:02,624 Yeah, but it happens to be true. 544 00:35:02,624 --> 00:35:03,958 I'll tell you what is true, 545 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,333 I'm calling this recording session to an end. 546 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,750 Sorry, Joe. I'm not letting everyone cop it because 547 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,958 you've got some silly bollocks idea that sounds like a lump of dog shit. 548 00:35:11,958 --> 00:35:14,334 - Oi, gormless, we're going! - What? Oh, yeah. 549 00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:16,751 You ungrateful bastard! 550 00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:19,584 Right, go on then, fuck off, you fat bitch! 551 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,210 - And you, you communist cunt! - Sorry, strictly speaking,.. 552 00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:25,085 - Fuck off! -..I'm not really a member of... - Fuck off! Fuck off! 553 00:35:25,085 --> 00:35:26,627 Fuck off! Fuck off! 554 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:33,627 - Oh, you've got your new suit? - Yeah, do you like it? - It's lovely. 555 00:35:33,627 --> 00:35:35,503 Yeah, pucker, innit? 556 00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:38,669 - Ta. - I like that tie. That's a nice touch. - Yeah? 557 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:42,170 You must bring an umbrella, it might rain, you must watch your hair. 558 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:43,878 All right, Mum! 559 00:35:43,878 --> 00:35:47,712 No, you're right, I don't want to get my hair fluffy. 560 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:50,087 Yeah, all right, then. See you. 561 00:35:50,087 --> 00:35:51,421 Bye. 562 00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:52,671 Bye, guy. Gotta fly. 563 00:35:55,338 --> 00:35:57,130 Don't he look stunning? 564 00:35:57,130 --> 00:35:58,296 Very smart. 565 00:35:58,296 --> 00:36:00,588 - Geoff is on his way. - Good. 566 00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:28,716 SPACE SOUND EFFECTS 567 00:36:31,008 --> 00:36:34,467 Joe, there's a storm brewing. 568 00:36:36,217 --> 00:36:38,092 A good omen. 569 00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:41,509 SOUND EFFECTS CONTINUE 570 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,593 It's going to rain. 571 00:36:45,593 --> 00:36:47,593 Joe? 572 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,885 Joe? 573 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:58,219 Joe? 574 00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:01,261 - Geoff, it came to me in a dream. - What? 575 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:04,178 The solo slot before Billy Fury comes on. 576 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,595 Those ungrateful Tornado bastards. They just don't understand. 577 00:37:07,595 --> 00:37:10,179 I do. Joe, it's raining, there's a storm. 578 00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:12,929 - Just like when I recorded Johnny. - Good omen. 579 00:37:12,929 --> 00:37:14,387 So, what's the track called? 580 00:37:14,387 --> 00:37:18,804 - The Theme Of Telstar. - Ooh. What is it? Telstar? 581 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:22,388 - I've heard of that. - It's a satellite. The miracle of science. 582 00:37:22,388 --> 00:37:25,555 It picks up invisible rays from the other side of the world, 583 00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:27,347 then it beams them back to Earth. 584 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:32,681 - Like the ether. - Yes, like the ether. But...it's science. 585 00:37:32,681 --> 00:37:34,514 PLAYS A SINGLE NOTE ON THE CLAVIOLINE 586 00:37:34,514 --> 00:37:36,765 Right, so. We lift off. 587 00:37:36,765 --> 00:37:39,557 ♪ Do, do, do 588 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,807 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do. ♪ 589 00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:43,849 Then we go up to space. 590 00:37:43,849 --> 00:37:47,141 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do 591 00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:48,182 ♪ Do... ♪ No. 592 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,849 ♪..Do, do, doooo... ♪ 593 00:37:49,849 --> 00:37:54,766 That's it. Then we hover. ♪..Do, do, do, do do... ♪ 594 00:37:54,766 --> 00:37:57,267 Then we look down at Earth at all the humans. 595 00:37:57,267 --> 00:37:59,475 ♪..Do, do, do, do, do 596 00:37:59,475 --> 00:38:01,850 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do... ♪ 597 00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,184 That's what looking at humans would sound like. 598 00:38:04,184 --> 00:38:06,518 I like that. Play it again. 599 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,810 GEOFF PLAYS THE CLAVIOLINE 600 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:13,268 And... ♪ Do, do, do, do, do do, do, do, do 601 00:38:13,268 --> 00:38:15,768 - ♪ Do, do, do - Do, do, do, do, do 602 00:38:15,768 --> 00:38:20,477 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do... ♪ Very bold, Joe. 603 00:38:20,477 --> 00:38:23,561 - That's it. Do you want to hear the demo? - No. 604 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:28,270 MUSIC: "Telstar" 605 00:38:44,646 --> 00:38:47,438 Ladies and gentlemen, The Tornados! 606 00:38:47,438 --> 00:38:49,855 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 607 00:38:49,855 --> 00:38:51,730 MUSIC: Telstar by The Tornados 608 00:38:57,439 --> 00:38:59,731 'Leaping up to the top spot, 609 00:38:59,731 --> 00:39:03,107 'it's Billy Fury's backing band. In at number one with Telstar...' 610 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,607 I've got the biggest picture for a reason. 611 00:39:05,607 --> 00:39:08,357 Yeah. It's cos I front the band. Right? 612 00:39:08,357 --> 00:39:10,982 That means that all the responsibility is on me. 613 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:14,274 I understand that part of today's press conference 614 00:39:14,274 --> 00:39:17,191 is being relayed by the Telstar communications satellite. 615 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,317 I suppose you'll be moving out now. Onwards and upwards. 616 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,608 God only knows how I'm going to let that place again. 617 00:39:22,608 --> 00:39:25,234 Well, I don't think I'll be going anywhere just yet. 618 00:39:25,234 --> 00:39:27,234 Truth is I've made a little home here. 619 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:30,484 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 620 00:39:34,985 --> 00:39:37,985 Your very own gold disc, Joe. Congratulations. 621 00:39:37,985 --> 00:39:40,027 I got me the best band in the world. 622 00:39:40,027 --> 00:39:43,819 It gives me great pleasure in presenting this unprecedented 623 00:39:43,819 --> 00:39:49,444 second gold disc to songwriter and producer Mr Joe Meek. 624 00:39:49,444 --> 00:39:52,111 Two million copies! 625 00:39:52,111 --> 00:39:56,654 And the winner of the 1963 Ivor Novello Award is of course 626 00:39:56,654 --> 00:40:01,154 the writer and producer of Telstar, Mr Joe Meek. 627 00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:03,863 APPLAUSE 628 00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:08,030 I'd like to say a very special thank you to a very special person. 629 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:12,655 Some of you may know her as Biddy but I doubt it. I know her as Mum. 630 00:40:12,655 --> 00:40:15,197 - APPLAUSE - Thank you, Mum. 631 00:40:16,906 --> 00:40:18,864 Merry Christmas, guys and gals. 632 00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:22,031 That was the Billboard Chart this Christmas. 633 00:40:22,031 --> 00:40:24,031 And here is the nation's holiday number one, 634 00:40:24,031 --> 00:40:28,032 topping the US charts for the first time ever, it's a British band. 635 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,699 Telegram for you, Mr Meek. 636 00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:38,824 I hope it's good news, sir. 637 00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:44,908 Thank you, sir. 638 00:40:44,908 --> 00:40:49,534 ..from our record-breaking number one, Telstar. 639 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:54,034 And here to join me now, the one and only Mr Billy Fury. 640 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,284 SCREAMING AND CHEERING 641 00:40:56,284 --> 00:40:58,118 Well done, son. 642 00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:03,702 MUSIC STARTS 643 00:41:05,077 --> 00:41:06,994 ♪ Play it cool, baby 644 00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:09,327 ♪ Play it cool... ♪ 645 00:41:11,453 --> 00:41:12,994 Here we come! 646 00:41:12,994 --> 00:41:14,828 CHEERING AND WHOOPING 647 00:41:14,828 --> 00:41:16,286 Yay-hey! 648 00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:19,954 Hey-hey! Hey-hey! 649 00:41:19,954 --> 00:41:21,954 All right, my boy! 650 00:41:21,954 --> 00:41:23,496 Ha-ha! Ha-ha! 651 00:41:23,496 --> 00:41:26,287 Telstar! 652 00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:30,663 Yes! Oh, yes! 653 00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,038 BOTH: Don't mind if I do! 654 00:41:34,038 --> 00:41:36,122 THEY LAUGH 655 00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:44,039 You know, when I was a little boy back in Gloucester, 656 00:41:44,039 --> 00:41:46,289 I had a terrible accident with some phosphorous. 657 00:41:46,289 --> 00:41:49,748 Some had been left by the local Home Guard. 658 00:41:49,748 --> 00:41:53,040 And I discovered that if you put some on your hands and clap, 659 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,915 there'd be a little puff of smoke. 660 00:41:55,915 --> 00:41:59,874 Of course, I thought I'd discovered something wonderful. 661 00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:02,583 So, I put a small lump in my palm and I clapped ever so hard. 662 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,083 And there was this tremendous explosion 663 00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:07,625 which knocked me off my little feet. 664 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:12,834 When I got back up, I discovered that my hands were terribly burnt. 665 00:42:14,459 --> 00:42:17,626 Phosphorus was still burning. 666 00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,584 It kept burning all the way home. 667 00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:28,210 Until my dad, who was a veteran of the First World War, 668 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:32,211 put both my hands in a bowl of milk. 669 00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:38,336 By then, my hands had been terribly burnt 670 00:42:38,336 --> 00:42:42,545 so I was rushed to the hospital and the doctors told me 671 00:42:42,545 --> 00:42:45,837 that I would never be able to move my hands again. 672 00:42:45,837 --> 00:42:48,796 Well, there's nothing wrong with your hands. 673 00:42:50,879 --> 00:42:55,421 That's because there was one doctor. A very special man. 674 00:42:55,421 --> 00:42:57,630 Yeah? 675 00:42:57,630 --> 00:43:01,214 - They're very clever, those doctors. - Ah, they work miracles. 676 00:43:03,797 --> 00:43:08,173 But this one doctor, this one special man... 677 00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:13,632 ..he saw there was a spark in this little boy. 678 00:43:16,090 --> 00:43:18,924 He made the commitment to me because of that spark. 679 00:43:21,716 --> 00:43:23,299 And I was committed to him. 680 00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:37,842 These aren't the hands of a bass player. 681 00:43:46,718 --> 00:43:49,593 - Right, who are you? - John Hale. New Musical Express. - Good. 682 00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:51,469 Well, I'm very busy. I can't be long. 683 00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:54,511 What do you say to people who accuse Telstar of being banal? 684 00:43:54,511 --> 00:43:58,178 - It sold three million. - What other artists do you supervise? 685 00:43:58,178 --> 00:44:00,053 Well, I look after Screaming Lord Sutch. 686 00:44:00,053 --> 00:44:03,303 He is touring the country at the moment. He's very, very colourful. 687 00:44:03,303 --> 00:44:04,762 Very popular. 688 00:44:04,762 --> 00:44:06,470 ♪ Ah-ha, ha, ha! 689 00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:07,762 ♪ Ah-ha, ha, ha! 690 00:44:07,762 --> 00:44:10,095 ♪ Eh-eh, eh, ooh! 691 00:44:10,095 --> 00:44:11,387 ♪ Eh-eh, eh, ooh! 692 00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,554 SCREAMING 693 00:44:13,554 --> 00:44:18,638 And there's Cliff Bennett, Mike Berry, and the newest one is Heinz. 694 00:44:18,638 --> 00:44:21,638 He's just cut his first solo disc since he left The Tornados. 695 00:44:23,055 --> 00:44:25,930 He will be the biggest star in the country within a year. 696 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,264 Bigger than Cliff Richard. 697 00:44:28,264 --> 00:44:31,931 Much bigger than that drunken streak of piss, Billy fucking Fury. 698 00:44:31,931 --> 00:44:34,223 Oh! One to watch out for, then. 699 00:44:36,265 --> 00:44:37,890 Who are your favourite artists? 700 00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:41,390 I like modern jazz. Ella. And I love Judy Garland. 701 00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:47,766 - Did you get my gold disc in the back? - Yeah, mate, I'm getting them. 702 00:44:47,766 --> 00:44:51,766 - And what is your future? - I'd like to write a musical. 703 00:45:18,269 --> 00:45:21,561 Joe? I thought the house was on fire! 704 00:45:50,439 --> 00:45:53,856 SCREAMING 705 00:45:58,273 --> 00:46:00,940 - Aaargh, that's disgusting! - And cut! 706 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,815 What is that you're squirting on me? 707 00:46:02,815 --> 00:46:05,315 Who's gonna pay for it to be cleaned? 708 00:46:05,315 --> 00:46:07,149 What's he filming, anyway? 709 00:46:07,149 --> 00:46:09,816 I'm making a little film to promote my artist. 710 00:46:09,816 --> 00:46:13,316 He hasn't even got any instruments. You're a bunch of idiots. 711 00:46:13,316 --> 00:46:15,441 Oh, fuck off, then! 712 00:46:15,441 --> 00:46:17,025 Get your hands off me! 713 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,442 Jack The Ripper by Screaming Lord Sutch. 714 00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,276 Out now with RGM Records. 715 00:46:24,276 --> 00:46:27,984 That's Jack The Ripper by Screaming Lord Sutch, RGM Records. 716 00:46:27,984 --> 00:46:30,860 That's RGM Records. 717 00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:33,776 Well, the stunts just get better and better. 718 00:46:33,776 --> 00:46:35,193 Made all the local press. 719 00:46:38,402 --> 00:46:40,986 Now, look, I've been reading a book on psychology 720 00:46:40,986 --> 00:46:44,153 - and people follow arrows, they just can't help it. - Yeah? 721 00:46:44,153 --> 00:46:46,903 So, what if we were to paint arrows on all the roads 722 00:46:46,903 --> 00:46:50,611 and buildings around Piccadilly Circus, all pointing towards a shop. 723 00:46:50,611 --> 00:46:51,820 A shop? 724 00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:54,028 A shop where the record will be for sale 725 00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:56,529 and Screaming Lord Sutch will be performing. 726 00:46:56,529 --> 00:46:58,487 Aaaaargh! 727 00:46:58,487 --> 00:47:00,279 A gig, in a shop? 728 00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:02,363 Well, I think it's fucking ridiculous. 729 00:47:02,363 --> 00:47:04,530 MUSIC PLAYS 730 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:11,822 - I won't do it. - Don't be so narrow-minded. 731 00:47:11,822 --> 00:47:15,072 ♪ With his little black bag and his one track mind 732 00:47:18,198 --> 00:47:22,198 ♪ Well, he nearly catches up when the lights go down 733 00:47:24,990 --> 00:47:28,490 ♪ Cos that's the time he starts his dirty, uh, chop around 734 00:47:30,532 --> 00:47:34,991 ♪ When he walks down the streets to every girl he meets, he says 735 00:47:34,991 --> 00:47:37,991 ♪ Is your name Mary Blood? ♪ MUSIC FADES 736 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:57,076 BOOS AND JEERING 737 00:48:05,077 --> 00:48:13,370 JEERING AND SHOUTING CONTINUES 738 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:17,162 Have that! 739 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:19,620 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 740 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:22,371 CHEERS AND WHISTLING 741 00:48:25,454 --> 00:48:28,746 You fucking spivvy toe-rag. 742 00:48:28,746 --> 00:48:31,997 Yeah, tosser. It's all round my suit. 743 00:48:31,997 --> 00:48:35,830 I'd like to see you afford a suit like this, yeah! You cheap arsehole! 744 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,747 - Smiling now, are you? Yeah, you... - Oi, oi! 745 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:39,872 Oi, Lightbulb! 746 00:48:39,872 --> 00:48:42,164 How many watts is that head? 747 00:48:42,164 --> 00:48:44,706 100? No, he ain't that bright! 748 00:48:46,873 --> 00:48:49,582 Put that light out! Put that light out! Ha-ha! 749 00:48:49,582 --> 00:48:52,915 Hey, I thought he was electric! Ha-ha! 750 00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:56,957 JEERING AND SHOUTING 751 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:01,583 Just play the song, just play the song. 752 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,959 MUSIC STARTS 753 00:49:18,668 --> 00:49:21,126 What do you mean "Gene"? 754 00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:27,335 Well, you know, they've come to see Gene and Jerry Lee. 755 00:49:27,335 --> 00:49:30,961 - They were hard, like, you know? - You've got to win them over. 756 00:49:30,961 --> 00:49:33,711 I can't. 757 00:49:33,711 --> 00:49:36,711 When I walk out on stage, they call me a poof. 758 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,462 It's because of the hair, 759 00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:43,712 and the suits. 760 00:49:45,046 --> 00:49:46,296 Yeah, after the songs. 761 00:49:46,296 --> 00:49:49,671 Yeah, it gets worse. 762 00:49:49,671 --> 00:49:52,005 So, I'm at home in Southampton and I do what you said 763 00:49:52,005 --> 00:49:53,880 about looking at a nice girl in the crowd 764 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:57,338 for Dreams Come True, like Gene does in Be Bop A Lula. 765 00:49:57,338 --> 00:50:00,589 Only like, it was some bloke's bird. 766 00:50:00,589 --> 00:50:05,339 And he decides to come and get me at stage door. My mum overheard. 767 00:50:05,339 --> 00:50:08,840 It was only her tip-off what saved me, like. 768 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,632 She was a lot more scared than I was, of course. 769 00:50:12,798 --> 00:50:15,299 Well, she would be, poor love. 770 00:50:16,382 --> 00:50:20,382 Joe, sometimes I look at these two stars 771 00:50:20,382 --> 00:50:23,091 and I can't believe I'm playing with them. 772 00:50:23,091 --> 00:50:25,925 And other times... I wish I didn't have to. 773 00:50:25,925 --> 00:50:27,675 Oh, you don't mean that! 774 00:50:27,675 --> 00:50:29,758 Joe, they don't like me. 775 00:50:31,384 --> 00:50:36,217 I mean what if...people... what if they just don't like me? 776 00:50:40,218 --> 00:50:43,385 Confidence, that's all you need! 777 00:50:43,385 --> 00:50:45,468 Come 'ere. 778 00:50:45,468 --> 00:50:50,760 You are on tour with two rock and roll greats cos you've got talent. 779 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,552 I'm not wrong about that. 780 00:50:54,344 --> 00:50:57,053 Now, I was going to keep this as a surprise 781 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:59,845 but just to help your confidence, I'm going to tell you now. 782 00:50:59,845 --> 00:51:01,553 I have got two, 783 00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:06,137 maybe three, TV slots lined up for you when your record comes out. 784 00:51:06,137 --> 00:51:07,429 - You're joking. - No. 785 00:51:07,429 --> 00:51:09,721 - I'm going to be on the telly? - Yeah. 786 00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:11,804 Bloody Nora! 787 00:51:11,804 --> 00:51:13,846 Now, I hope you've been watching those two 788 00:51:13,846 --> 00:51:17,638 and learning something cos pretty soon you're going to be in everyone's front room 789 00:51:17,638 --> 00:51:20,222 and you BETTER be ready for that, my lad. 790 00:51:24,889 --> 00:51:27,639 Now, that's Marty Wilde. See the way he does it? 791 00:51:30,514 --> 00:51:33,640 ♪ I want you for my own... ♪ 792 00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:37,098 THAT'S what it's got to be like. 793 00:51:37,098 --> 00:51:38,599 See the way he twitches his head? 794 00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,140 That's pure rock and roll. 795 00:51:45,183 --> 00:51:51,266 ♪ There's always someone beside you 796 00:51:52,517 --> 00:52:00,642 ♪ Yes, there's always someone in your arms 797 00:52:00,642 --> 00:52:02,893 ♪ Little baby 798 00:52:04,518 --> 00:52:07,393 ♪ If only I had known... ♪ 799 00:52:09,352 --> 00:52:11,518 That was breathtaking. You carry on like that, 800 00:52:11,518 --> 00:52:14,060 forget Gene and Jerry, you'll be bigger than Presley! 801 00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:16,561 - That's silly. - And I'm working on a big hit for you, 802 00:52:16,561 --> 00:52:19,394 your very own Telstar cos you're going to be a big star. 803 00:52:19,394 --> 00:52:21,394 You're my golden boy. 804 00:52:25,895 --> 00:52:30,520 ♪ Well, be bop a Lula she's my baby 805 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,771 ♪ Be bop a Lula I don't mean maybe 806 00:52:34,771 --> 00:52:38,480 ♪ Be bop a Lula she's my baby doll 807 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,396 ♪ My baby doll, my baby doll 808 00:52:41,396 --> 00:52:45,314 ♪ Well, she's the gal in the red blue jeans 809 00:52:45,314 --> 00:52:47,522 ♪ She's the queen of all the teens... ♪ 810 00:52:47,522 --> 00:52:50,022 I think my friend will like this one. 811 00:52:50,022 --> 00:52:53,023 It's a much stronger aura, don't you think? 812 00:52:53,023 --> 00:52:57,440 ♪ She's the girl that loves me so 813 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,690 ♪ Be bop a Lula she's my baby 814 00:53:00,690 --> 00:53:04,274 ♪ Be bop a Lula I don't mean maybe... ♪ 815 00:53:09,233 --> 00:53:15,525 HEAVY BREATHING AND PANTING 816 00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,944 Excuse me, miss. My, what a pretty ranch you have here. 817 00:53:35,944 --> 00:53:40,152 I'm Gene Vincent. You may have heard of me on your wireless. I'm travelling with my band here 818 00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:43,653 and I wondered if we might make use of your splendid-looking water closet. 819 00:53:44,819 --> 00:53:46,445 He means khazi. 820 00:53:48,486 --> 00:53:51,903 - Mate, I've got to go first - I'm poking a hole through me trousers. - What? 821 00:53:51,903 --> 00:53:53,945 Fuck's sake. 822 00:53:53,945 --> 00:53:56,779 - Here comes Bean Boy. - He'll be in there half an hour. 823 00:53:56,779 --> 00:53:59,529 He's going to stink the place out. 824 00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:01,321 I only wanted a slash. 825 00:54:07,863 --> 00:54:09,780 Hey, boys - watch this. 826 00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:15,239 Oi, gormless - they've gone without you! 827 00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,364 - What? - Have that! 828 00:54:18,364 --> 00:54:20,323 Do you like, Chas? 829 00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,490 HEINZ GIGGLES MANICALLY 830 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:31,991 - Do you want some coffee, Gene? - No thanks, kid. - Proper stuff. 831 00:54:31,991 --> 00:54:34,283 GIGGLES 832 00:54:41,533 --> 00:54:44,367 HE LAUGHS 833 00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:48,993 Every bloody time. 834 00:54:48,993 --> 00:54:52,243 - It's not funny. - It's quite funny. 835 00:54:52,243 --> 00:54:55,493 CHAS LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 836 00:54:56,535 --> 00:54:59,869 You wanker! 837 00:55:02,202 --> 00:55:04,244 Excuse me, love. 838 00:55:04,244 --> 00:55:06,161 Have you got any more eggs? 839 00:55:10,411 --> 00:55:12,495 ♪ I'm beginning to see the light, now 840 00:55:12,495 --> 00:55:15,704 ♪ I need you day and night, now 841 00:55:15,704 --> 00:55:18,495 ♪ Whoa, whoa, don't let go 842 00:55:18,495 --> 00:55:21,954 ♪ Temptation, baby 843 00:55:21,954 --> 00:55:24,079 ♪ When I see you struttin' by 844 00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:26,371 ♪ You're makin' me feel so good now... ♪ 845 00:55:26,371 --> 00:55:28,830 - What d'you say, Lightbulb? - Fuck off! 846 00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,872 THEY LAUGH 847 00:55:35,330 --> 00:55:37,914 - You wanker! - Fuck off! 848 00:55:39,956 --> 00:55:42,581 - See you later, Lightbulb. - Bastard! 849 00:55:44,665 --> 00:55:46,707 Fucking ha fucking ha! 850 00:55:46,707 --> 00:55:48,957 Oi, you fat bastard! 851 00:55:48,957 --> 00:55:50,999 - Oh, my... - Fucking yes! 852 00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:53,666 Fucking bastards! 853 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,999 Where did you learn to pitch like that? 854 00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:57,958 I was always good at cricket! 855 00:55:57,958 --> 00:56:00,583 ♪ When I see you struttin' by... ♪ 856 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,417 HORN BLARES 857 00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:05,625 ♪ Ho-wow, I love you so 858 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,584 ♪ Temptation baby... ♪ 859 00:56:07,584 --> 00:56:10,167 - LOUD BANG - What's that? 860 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,959 That fat nutter's throwing bricks at the bus! 861 00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:14,626 Get out of here quick! 862 00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:20,210 He's getting closer! Put your foot down! 863 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,460 Oh, never mind that, here's the bizzies! Slow down! 864 00:56:25,752 --> 00:56:29,086 ♪ Temptation baby 865 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,711 ♪ Say wo-oh-wo-oh 866 00:56:30,711 --> 00:56:33,961 ♪ Temptation baby 867 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:35,503 ♪ Say wo-oh-wo-oh 868 00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:41,045 ♪ Temptation baby. ♪ 869 00:56:41,045 --> 00:56:43,379 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 870 00:56:45,879 --> 00:56:48,796 There's a lad Tom downstairs. I think you'll like him, 871 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:51,380 he has a very distinctive voice and he's very striking. 872 00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:53,797 - Don't you ever knock? - Sorry. 873 00:56:53,797 --> 00:56:55,964 - You're late. - Sorry. 874 00:56:55,964 --> 00:56:57,964 - Shall I bring him up? - Who? 875 00:56:57,964 --> 00:57:00,339 Tom, the lad from Wales I just told you about. 876 00:57:00,339 --> 00:57:02,756 - No, send him home, I'm busy. - He's come such a long way. 877 00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:06,756 He'll know the way back then, won't he? I'm running a business, Geoff, not a dating agency. 878 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:10,340 - I didn't think it would upset you. - It hasn't upset me, I'm just busy. 879 00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:13,090 I suppose I could've brought him to the seance this evening. 880 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:15,090 Ah, yes, the seance. Listen, Geoff, 881 00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:18,216 - I'm going to Wolverhampton tonight for Heinz's gig. - Oh. 882 00:57:18,216 --> 00:57:21,341 And Lionel's going to be driving me. But speaking of Heinz, 883 00:57:21,341 --> 00:57:23,800 how's that new big hit for him, how's it coming on? 884 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,508 - I've had some ideas. - Mm. - I thought perhaps another tribute song. 885 00:57:28,508 --> 00:57:32,467 - But not Buddy Holly this time, maybe Eddie Cochran. - When can I hear it? 886 00:57:32,467 --> 00:57:36,343 I've not started it...yet. 887 00:57:36,343 --> 00:57:38,218 But I have got you something. 888 00:57:38,218 --> 00:57:40,426 Geoff, we're supposed to be working. 889 00:57:41,593 --> 00:57:44,427 - It's our anniversary. - Pardon? 890 00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,969 We've been writing together for 18 months. 891 00:57:46,969 --> 00:57:51,136 - It was yesterday that I realised. - Not even engraved. - No. 892 00:57:51,136 --> 00:57:54,011 I only realised yesterday. I didn't have time. 893 00:58:09,262 --> 00:58:10,554 Men. 894 00:58:12,054 --> 00:58:15,305 I hold in my hand a piece of paper. 895 00:58:15,305 --> 00:58:16,638 Unlike Mr Chamberlain's, 896 00:58:16,638 --> 00:58:20,055 this is a summons to appear in the Chippenham Magistrates Court. 897 00:58:20,055 --> 00:58:22,806 - Do we get top billing? - THEY SNICKER 898 00:58:22,806 --> 00:58:27,514 We could all do without your vulgar musical turns, Mr Hodges. 899 00:58:27,514 --> 00:58:30,306 BILLY SNICKERS 900 00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:32,932 So, dreadful clerical mistake 901 00:58:32,932 --> 00:58:35,390 or am I owed some sort of explanation? 902 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,766 - It was his idea. - You dirty fucking sneak. 903 00:58:41,766 --> 00:58:43,308 The court is now in session. 904 00:58:43,308 --> 00:58:46,558 Judge Wignall presiding. All stand. 905 00:58:55,184 --> 00:58:57,517 You don't get half bored sat in the back of a van. 906 00:58:57,517 --> 00:59:00,059 Well, perhaps a book would've been less disruptive. 907 00:59:00,059 --> 00:59:02,184 - Rude, though. - Sorry? 908 00:59:02,184 --> 00:59:04,185 Sat there in a van, reading. 909 00:59:04,185 --> 00:59:06,352 It's like your ignoring your mates. 910 00:59:08,977 --> 00:59:11,060 A unique sociological observation 911 00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:13,686 but a rather feeble excuse, Mr Blackmore. 912 00:59:13,686 --> 00:59:16,394 The court will call Mr Richard Miles. 913 00:59:16,394 --> 00:59:19,228 Should we receive a hefty fine, it shall be met by your wages. 914 00:59:19,228 --> 00:59:21,145 Were I on the bench, I'd have you flogged. 915 00:59:21,145 --> 00:59:24,103 Please take the Bible in your right hand and read from the card. 916 00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:26,228 And who started this silly game? 917 00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:28,395 - Vincent. - Chas, a word? 918 00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:31,896 Gene Vincent, for God's sake, don't mention him when you get up there. 919 00:59:33,104 --> 00:59:36,188 - Lightbulb, fucking Lightbulb. - What?! 920 00:59:37,438 --> 00:59:41,938 Is it a fucking joke? You do not take the piss out of my top act. 921 00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:43,105 CHAS GROANS 922 00:59:43,105 --> 00:59:46,022 I'm really sorry. But just hear my side. 923 00:59:47,147 --> 00:59:48,606 Quickly. 924 00:59:48,606 --> 00:59:54,690 I'll make a few jokes and, no pun intended, defuse the situation. 925 00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:58,815 I'd rather risk a slap from Mr Osram there than a face full of stitches. 926 00:59:58,815 --> 01:00:01,857 - PROSECUTOR: - Were you aware of who did this to you? - All right. 927 01:00:01,857 --> 01:00:03,566 I've got a joke for you. 928 01:00:03,566 --> 01:00:06,066 What do you get if you cross Joe Meek? 929 01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:09,691 Fired. 930 01:00:09,691 --> 01:00:11,608 Yes, there. 931 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,775 Fair enough. It won't happen again. 932 01:00:14,858 --> 01:00:16,067 Dear God. 933 01:00:16,067 --> 01:00:18,484 Gene Vincent was in an uninsured van, 934 01:00:18,484 --> 01:00:20,567 attacking the residents of Shrewsbury. 935 01:00:20,567 --> 01:00:24,234 It's not our job to get insurance, we're the fucking passengers! 936 01:00:24,234 --> 01:00:26,401 - Shut it! - Silence in court! 937 01:00:26,401 --> 01:00:28,110 - CHAS: - Oh, me balls. 938 01:00:28,110 --> 01:00:32,360 If you weren't so tight-fisted, I wouldn't have to penny pinch and the van would've been insured. 939 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,985 Well, that of course is of no help. 940 01:00:33,985 --> 01:00:37,277 And while we're on the subject of fiduciary matters, 941 01:00:37,277 --> 01:00:40,986 I am somewhat concerned about the amount being spent on Heinz. 942 01:00:40,986 --> 01:00:44,570 - Photo shoots and posters and clothes and... - That boy! 943 01:00:44,570 --> 01:00:47,945 He's the only one of you pigs that don't want anything from me. 944 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:51,070 MUSIC: "Just Like Eddie" by Heinz And The Saints 945 01:00:54,196 --> 01:00:59,571 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 946 01:00:59,571 --> 01:01:04,447 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 947 01:01:05,613 --> 01:01:08,197 ♪ Whenever I'm sad Whenever I'm blue 948 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,406 ♪ Whenever my troubles are heavy 949 01:01:10,406 --> 01:01:13,989 ♪ Beneath the stars I play my guitar 950 01:01:15,198 --> 01:01:17,198 ♪ Just like Eddie 951 01:01:17,198 --> 01:01:22,990 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 952 01:01:22,990 --> 01:01:28,616 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 953 01:01:28,616 --> 01:01:31,491 ♪ Whenever you're sad Whenever you're blue 954 01:01:31,491 --> 01:01:34,616 ♪ Whenever your troubles are heavy 955 01:01:34,616 --> 01:01:38,283 ♪ Beneath the stars You play your guitars 956 01:01:38,283 --> 01:01:40,409 ♪ Just like Eddie 957 01:01:40,409 --> 01:01:46,242 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 958 01:01:46,242 --> 01:01:52,076 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 959 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,452 ♪ Come on everybody... ♪ 960 01:02:14,162 --> 01:02:15,620 Note, sir. 961 01:02:17,787 --> 01:02:20,371 Thought it might be important. 962 01:02:28,288 --> 01:02:31,122 Patrick! Find him, it's bloody important. 963 01:02:32,664 --> 01:02:34,706 I don't care what he's doing. 964 01:02:36,414 --> 01:02:37,956 This is bollocks. 965 01:02:37,956 --> 01:02:40,039 No, this is serious. 966 01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:43,206 This French composer bloke is claiming Telstar was stolen 967 01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:44,415 from his film score. 968 01:02:44,415 --> 01:02:48,040 - I've never even heard of this French bastard, Bernard. - Thanks, Geoff. 969 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,332 Mum's the word, yeah? 970 01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:56,791 I have just won the Ivor Novello Award! 971 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,292 - I'm going back to bed. - I'm sorry, Joe. 972 01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:05,000 The Major says the matter's quite severe. You're being sued. 973 01:03:59,172 --> 01:04:01,673 Hurry up, keep lookout. 974 01:04:05,673 --> 01:04:08,340 OFFICER TUTS 975 01:04:16,341 --> 01:04:18,633 Why don't we step outside, eh? 976 01:04:29,092 --> 01:04:32,176 CROWD CHEERING 977 01:04:32,176 --> 01:04:35,884 - Fantastic. - That was great, they were ecstatic. 978 01:04:35,884 --> 01:04:37,051 Stay out of my light. 979 01:04:37,051 --> 01:04:39,635 I'm the star of the show, so stay out of my fucking light. 980 01:04:39,635 --> 01:04:42,885 And don't play so fast. And you, fatboy, building a shed in there? 981 01:04:42,885 --> 01:04:44,219 Sounds like it. 982 01:04:44,219 --> 01:04:47,552 - Oi! - Hey, lighten up, mate, I thought it went all right. 983 01:04:47,552 --> 01:04:50,553 If you say one word to me, on-stage or off-stage again, 984 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:52,344 you're off the tour. Got it? 985 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:01,470 All right, laughing boy. 986 01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:03,345 Sounded all right, how did it go? 987 01:05:03,345 --> 01:05:07,096 You two, tarts, fuck off. What's your game, then? 988 01:05:07,096 --> 01:05:09,888 Whoa, whoa, lighten up. What's the matter with you? 989 01:05:09,888 --> 01:05:11,596 - I saw you nicking my act. - Do what? 990 01:05:11,596 --> 01:05:14,305 You know what I'm talking about, standing on top of the piano. 991 01:05:14,305 --> 01:05:16,722 That's my act, get your own fucking moves! 992 01:05:16,722 --> 01:05:20,180 JESS LAUGHS You dozy prat. 993 01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:22,306 We've all nicked the fucking act. 994 01:05:22,306 --> 01:05:24,431 It's Presley's act, we've all nicked it. 995 01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:27,181 Sorry, ladies, the gentleman was just leaving. 996 01:05:27,181 --> 01:05:29,931 You what?! 997 01:05:29,931 --> 01:05:31,557 Allow me to rephrase. 998 01:05:31,557 --> 01:05:35,224 This tone deaf, peroxide nancy boy 999 01:05:35,224 --> 01:05:37,182 ponce was just on his way out the door. 1000 01:05:37,182 --> 01:05:39,224 Get your fucking hands off me, know who I am? 1001 01:05:39,224 --> 01:05:41,058 Argh! 1002 01:05:44,475 --> 01:05:46,350 - CHAS: - Go on! 1003 01:05:48,517 --> 01:05:50,475 - CLEM: - Go on. Go on, Jess! 1004 01:05:50,475 --> 01:05:53,100 I'll show you some fucking moves! 1005 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:56,267 HEINZ SCREAMS 1006 01:06:05,102 --> 01:06:06,602 You bit my nose off! 1007 01:06:06,602 --> 01:06:09,602 You are off the tour as of now and you are never to... 1008 01:06:09,602 --> 01:06:11,852 SCREAMS INCOHERENTLY 1009 01:06:11,852 --> 01:06:15,311 - You heard what he said. Fuck off. - You what? 1010 01:06:15,311 --> 01:06:18,770 - Fuck off and take these two slags with ya. - What about my whistles? 1011 01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:25,645 - Don't worry about that. Fuck off! - Ladies. Gentlemen. - See ya, Jeff. 1012 01:06:25,645 --> 01:06:27,979 - See ya later. - See ya soon, mate. 1013 01:06:27,979 --> 01:06:31,104 - Well, that was really clever(!) - Well done. 1014 01:06:31,104 --> 01:06:34,605 - Yeah, brilliant. - Brilliant. Yeah. You fucking wanker. - Fuck off. - Idiot. 1015 01:06:41,022 --> 01:06:43,147 Oh, look, the lawyer's here. 1016 01:06:43,147 --> 01:06:48,564 Robert George Meek, you will appear at 9.00am at Highgate magistrates 1017 01:06:48,564 --> 01:06:50,231 on charges of importuning, sir. 1018 01:06:50,231 --> 01:06:52,940 If you do not have counsel, we will appoint counsel for you. 1019 01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:54,273 Thank you for a wonderful evening. 1020 01:06:54,273 --> 01:06:56,398 PHONE RINGS 1021 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,065 Islington police station. 1022 01:07:12,692 --> 01:07:14,817 In the papers, uh! 1023 01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:23,109 What about my poor mother? 1024 01:07:25,943 --> 01:07:28,110 Lionel, what about home? Oh. 1025 01:08:00,446 --> 01:08:03,322 It's Jeff on the phone, he can't make it either. 1026 01:08:03,322 --> 01:08:06,114 He's taking his mum to the doctors. 1027 01:08:22,865 --> 01:08:26,282 Having a good clear out then? That's good. 1028 01:08:26,282 --> 01:08:27,991 I've put some toast on. Do you want tea? 1029 01:08:34,908 --> 01:08:36,283 Coffee it is. 1030 01:08:43,909 --> 01:08:48,410 - It's paranoia. - He's just being careful. - He's just being mental. 1031 01:08:50,118 --> 01:08:52,785 No-one is spying on him. It's all in his head. 1032 01:08:52,785 --> 01:08:55,660 My idea has somehow ended up on the wireless? 1033 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:59,202 - You think someone's stealing tapes? - Or worse. 1034 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:02,786 And all that pledging allegiance bollocks, it's like being in the fucking Scouts. 1035 01:09:02,786 --> 01:09:05,578 - "Akela, we..." - No, that's the Cubs. 1036 01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:08,162 My point is, no-one's bugging the place, are they? 1037 01:09:22,455 --> 01:09:24,580 He's just making everyone else as paranoid as he is. 1038 01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:27,288 How should I know? 1039 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:30,830 You could be throwing us off the scent. You could be the spy? 1040 01:09:30,830 --> 01:09:34,289 - I fucking ask you. - I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying you could be. 1041 01:09:34,289 --> 01:09:36,873 He thinks we're all talking about him behind his back! 1042 01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:39,331 We are! 1043 01:09:39,331 --> 01:09:43,915 - I can hear talking in there and I don't want to. - Sorry, Joe. - Sorry, Joe. 1044 01:09:43,915 --> 01:09:47,207 All right. 1, 2, 3 and then drop. 1045 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:55,583 Oh, bollocks. 1046 01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,541 Why are we doing this? 1047 01:09:57,541 --> 01:10:00,542 - Novelty Records always get to No 1, don't they? - Yeah. 1048 01:10:00,542 --> 01:10:03,125 Well, I ain't a novelty musician. 1049 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,626 He's just trying to get us another hit so we can all get paid. 1050 01:10:05,626 --> 01:10:09,418 Well, some of us are doing all right, aren't they? Who had the last hit? 1051 01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:12,501 Mr blond rinse with his Eddie business. That was months ago. 1052 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:14,626 Top Ten, No 5, mate. 1053 01:10:14,626 --> 01:10:17,835 There's no way that that record made the money that Joe has spent on him. 1054 01:10:17,835 --> 01:10:22,836 No way! I'm not just talking about publicity. He's got a fucking boat! 1055 01:10:22,836 --> 01:10:25,461 I mean, Adam Faith hasn't even got a boat. 1056 01:10:25,461 --> 01:10:27,836 There's me, my arse is hanging out of my trousers 1057 01:10:27,836 --> 01:10:31,545 and he's poncing about on a boat. 1058 01:10:31,545 --> 01:10:32,962 So what's your point? 1059 01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,920 My point is. If that's where all the money's going, 1060 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,796 there's little chance of us getting paid, is there? 1061 01:10:38,796 --> 01:10:42,046 Especially not dropping marbles in a fucking khazi. 1062 01:10:42,046 --> 01:10:46,005 - I'm ready for another take. - 1... 1063 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:53,047 ♪ Three coins in the sewer 1064 01:10:53,047 --> 01:10:57,547 ♪ They fell down the drain... ♪ 1065 01:10:57,547 --> 01:11:00,298 It's your turn to fish them out. 1066 01:11:10,882 --> 01:11:13,716 CRASH 1067 01:11:20,175 --> 01:11:24,175 Don't panic Napoleon, I'm just looking for my fags. 1068 01:11:24,175 --> 01:11:27,342 Look, there. Woodbines. 1069 01:11:27,342 --> 01:11:31,843 - Woodbines in a bass drum. - For fuck's sake! - In a bass drum. 1070 01:11:31,843 --> 01:11:36,385 Yeah, I've been poking around with your echoes and stealing your tapes 1071 01:11:36,385 --> 01:11:40,552 - and I live in a big fucking house with Phil fucking Spector. - Why? 1072 01:11:41,635 --> 01:11:44,385 Clem, why? 1073 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,928 You are going mad. 1074 01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:55,678 Can't you see what you are doing? You're ruining this for all of us. 1075 01:11:55,678 --> 01:11:58,012 Get out you fucking Judas. 1076 01:12:20,472 --> 01:12:24,431 - You tone deaf, mad old bastard! - Go on then, fuck off! 1077 01:12:24,431 --> 01:12:28,056 You see if you can get a gig once I put the word out on you. 1078 01:12:28,056 --> 01:12:32,390 I already am, mate. I'm doing this new band The Kinks on Wednesday. They're really fucking good. 1079 01:12:32,390 --> 01:12:35,432 The Kinks, my arse! 1080 01:12:35,432 --> 01:12:41,558 Go on, fuck off and play with those nobodies! You fat bitch! 1081 01:12:52,851 --> 01:12:55,017 SMASHING 1082 01:12:55,017 --> 01:12:57,601 I'm sorry, it's the neighbours. 1083 01:12:57,601 --> 01:13:00,435 Em, I think you'll find if you arrive at any hotel with this, 1084 01:13:00,435 --> 01:13:03,143 you'll be treated with great care and courtesy. 1085 01:13:04,643 --> 01:13:10,602 Do you want to buy a handbag? Go on then, darling. Go on then. 1086 01:13:10,602 --> 01:13:16,103 And of course underneath, there is space for all your essentials and intimates. 1087 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,437 I'm sorry. My mum was having her bad toe off. 1088 01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:26,229 I pledge allegiance to RGM and everyone who works here. 1089 01:13:26,229 --> 01:13:29,938 - Who are they? - That's Blaikley and Howard. 1090 01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:32,230 What are we recording? 1091 01:13:35,021 --> 01:13:37,480 Snakeskin bag at a specially reduced... 1092 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:40,480 Brenda - I mean, Miss Murphy. We're going to try elsewhere. 1093 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:42,856 - But I... - But you promised me a snakeskin, 1094 01:13:42,856 --> 01:13:45,731 - otherwise I never would have let you do that. - Shut up, shush! 1095 01:13:45,731 --> 01:13:47,564 BANGING 1096 01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:52,690 - You dirty old bastard. - Give her one for me, eh! 1097 01:14:02,358 --> 01:14:07,191 Ah! Ah! Stop it! Stop it! Stop! 1098 01:14:07,191 --> 01:14:10,775 No, I'm not having this. Stop it, stop it, stop! Argh! 1099 01:14:10,775 --> 01:14:14,234 - Where's Joe? - I'm afraid Joe doesn't... - Balls, where is he? 1100 01:14:14,234 --> 01:14:16,609 Oh, I'm sorry, sorry! 1101 01:14:16,609 --> 01:14:20,526 Right everyone, I think I've got everything I need, go and get a cup of tea, go on. 1102 01:14:20,526 --> 01:14:25,443 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Honey, you look lovely 1103 01:14:25,443 --> 01:14:27,402 Well done, boys, you've written a hit! 1104 01:14:27,402 --> 01:14:29,444 Thanks, Joe. 1105 01:14:29,444 --> 01:14:31,194 See you in the charts! 1106 01:14:31,194 --> 01:14:33,069 Alan, vino before the opera. 1107 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,736 Oh, 5:30. 1108 01:14:35,736 --> 01:14:40,236 Honestly, Joe! You just frightened off two of my customers! 1109 01:14:40,236 --> 01:14:43,487 - It was just the chorus. - I don't care what it was. 1110 01:14:43,487 --> 01:14:46,695 This spot's always been good for passing trade. 1111 01:14:46,695 --> 01:14:49,321 We've got a lovely gold leaf polished window. 1112 01:14:49,321 --> 01:14:51,154 Since that thing in the papers. 1113 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:55,780 Business is slow and there's no polite way of putting this, Joe, 1114 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:59,238 - you're over a month in arrears with the rent. - Really? 1115 01:14:59,238 --> 01:15:02,364 That's the Major's department. 1116 01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:06,864 - The man is a crook, I'm sorry to be harsh, but there it is. - Really? 1117 01:15:06,864 --> 01:15:09,156 I'll see what I can do about the rent. 1118 01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:12,198 I'll see if I can do something about those rough boys. 1119 01:15:12,198 --> 01:15:13,448 I don't see how! 1120 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:17,782 They've been sent by the other record companies 1121 01:15:17,782 --> 01:15:19,740 to try and put me off. 1122 01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:23,532 - They know I'm going to have another big hit soon, you see. - Really, Joe? 1123 01:15:23,532 --> 01:15:27,241 It was them that engineered that horrible court case against me. 1124 01:15:27,241 --> 01:15:29,283 I would never do a thing like that. 1125 01:15:29,283 --> 01:15:32,450 How many of those boys do you recognise from 'round here? 1126 01:15:32,450 --> 01:15:34,992 - Here's your tea. - Oh Patrick! 1127 01:15:34,992 --> 01:15:37,534 You're very kind, thank you. 1128 01:15:37,534 --> 01:15:38,867 You had my brother. 1129 01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:43,368 He was only 16, I'll go to the pigs and tell 'em about scum like you. We know where you live. 1130 01:15:43,368 --> 01:15:47,368 Of course he knows where I live! He sent me a letter! Bin! 1131 01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:55,285 Another one. A photo! 1132 01:15:55,285 --> 01:15:58,411 Of you in Hampstead Heath. Does Billy know? 1133 01:15:58,411 --> 01:16:01,286 He's done his homework. Send him a fiver. Next. 1134 01:16:01,286 --> 01:16:03,620 We have returned invoices from the Major. 1135 01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:06,828 He wants to see a breakdown of expenses spent on Heinz. 1136 01:16:06,828 --> 01:16:09,662 - Tight-fisted pig. - Particularly boat. 1137 01:16:09,662 --> 01:16:13,662 It's an asset. It's good press. No-one's got a boat. 1138 01:16:13,662 --> 01:16:17,038 Not even Adam Faith has got a boat. 1139 01:16:17,038 --> 01:16:20,580 - Send in those photos of Heinz fishing. - I don't know about that. 1140 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:23,913 - He's returned the invoice for the photo session. - I'll call him later. 1141 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:26,789 - Next. - "I hope you rot in hell. I hope you see your loved ones 1142 01:16:26,789 --> 01:16:29,331 - "scream in agonising pain..." - That's a bit strong! 1143 01:16:29,331 --> 01:16:31,997 - What do they want? - Nothing. It's from the neighbours. 1144 01:16:33,331 --> 01:16:37,040 - Yeah, well, I may have a new backer. - Really? - Mmm. 1145 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,623 And as soon as my royalties from Telstar arrive, 1146 01:16:39,623 --> 01:16:41,790 I will buy you out completely. 1147 01:16:41,790 --> 01:16:46,707 I see. I'm very sorry to hear that, Joe. 1148 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:50,666 I genuinely like you and I'm going to give you a piece of advice. 1149 01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,583 Spreading yourself so thin before you are really established 1150 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,375 is more than a risk. It is, to be frank, 1151 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,292 simple bloody-minded stupidity. 1152 01:16:57,292 --> 01:17:02,000 Don't you dare talk to me like that! I am not one of your lackeys. 1153 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,126 I'm talking to you as a friend, Joe. You're a terrible businessman. 1154 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,918 I dread to think what will happen to you 1155 01:17:06,918 --> 01:17:08,918 if no-one's watching the purse-strings. 1156 01:17:08,918 --> 01:17:11,126 Don't you talk to me about business. 1157 01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,835 My band is number one in America 1158 01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:16,252 and you can't get them out of the Billy Fury contract to tour there. 1159 01:17:16,252 --> 01:17:18,919 Where was your business acumen then? 1160 01:17:18,919 --> 01:17:20,877 Joe. 1161 01:17:20,877 --> 01:17:22,627 I am your partner, not your boss. 1162 01:17:22,627 --> 01:17:25,378 Unfortunately, you had everything to do with that contract. 1163 01:17:25,378 --> 01:17:27,920 You signed it, I did not. 1164 01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:31,087 So until your mystery backer coughs up or your royalties arrive, 1165 01:17:31,087 --> 01:17:32,712 we shall remain partners. 1166 01:17:32,712 --> 01:17:35,087 That is what my business acumen tells me. 1167 01:17:35,087 --> 01:17:36,879 Good day. 1168 01:17:45,505 --> 01:17:47,797 Stupid idiot. 1169 01:17:49,755 --> 01:17:51,755 All right? How you doing, mate? 1170 01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:54,631 DOOR CLOSES 1171 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:59,506 - Hello, Geoff. - Where's everyone else? 1172 01:17:59,506 --> 01:18:03,798 Oh. It's just you and Joe today. He's up top. 1173 01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:09,340 There has been a lot of criticism of late. 1174 01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:14,549 People have been saying that RGM has been sounding old-fashioned. 1175 01:18:14,549 --> 01:18:16,758 Maybe it's because of your classical training, 1176 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:20,092 or maybe you've been spending too much time on your psychic studies, 1177 01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:22,508 but the point is, you've been letting the side slip 1178 01:18:22,508 --> 01:18:24,425 and I can't allow it to happen any more. 1179 01:18:24,425 --> 01:18:26,801 Am I...? 1180 01:18:26,801 --> 01:18:28,842 Joe, are you firing me? 1181 01:18:28,842 --> 01:18:32,093 - Well, you can't write songs if you're not here. - I got scared. 1182 01:18:32,093 --> 01:18:35,301 Those boys downstairs, I'm not from London, they sense that. 1183 01:18:35,301 --> 01:18:37,302 Friend in need, Geoff. 1184 01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:41,260 If my work is so old-fashioned, 1185 01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:43,969 then why are you recording one of my old tunes? 1186 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:47,011 The song is by my two new boys, it's got nothing to do with you. 1187 01:18:47,011 --> 01:18:49,803 Oh, so you didn't steal it? That would be a first! 1188 01:18:49,803 --> 01:18:51,428 No! 1189 01:18:59,137 --> 01:19:00,637 Fucking...! 1190 01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:05,638 You're just jealous because they showed you up 1191 01:19:05,638 --> 01:19:07,721 in your fucking job! 1192 01:19:07,721 --> 01:19:10,888 Let's hope they don't have to write for your pretty, tone-deaf pudding! 1193 01:19:10,888 --> 01:19:12,430 Who always sings the guide track? 1194 01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:15,972 - I'm normally louder on the record than he is! - Oh, fuck off, Geoff. 1195 01:19:15,972 --> 01:19:18,806 You're a sad, jealous little boy. 1196 01:19:18,806 --> 01:19:22,723 HE CONTINUES SHOUTING 1197 01:19:22,723 --> 01:19:26,807 I'll give you jealous. Your little cherub has already moved out. 1198 01:19:26,807 --> 01:19:29,307 Do you think he's going to be living alone? 1199 01:19:40,808 --> 01:19:43,100 I don't want to see you any more. 1200 01:19:45,642 --> 01:19:48,142 You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my songs. 1201 01:19:48,142 --> 01:19:52,101 You've always been an embarrassment to me. 1202 01:19:54,893 --> 01:19:58,310 I wrote hits for you, Joe. I... 1203 01:20:00,227 --> 01:20:04,310 The songs come to us from out there. 1204 01:20:04,310 --> 01:20:06,310 Somewhere. 1205 01:20:09,227 --> 01:20:11,894 If that song is off an old tape then I wrote it. 1206 01:20:14,270 --> 01:20:16,020 Patrick! 1207 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,853 I'm here, Joe. 1208 01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:21,229 Show Mr Goddard to the door. 1209 01:20:21,229 --> 01:20:24,729 Thanks for your help, Geoff. Shan't be needing you any more. 1210 01:20:30,646 --> 01:20:32,146 Come on, Geoff. 1211 01:20:36,022 --> 01:20:38,105 This place used to radiate. 1212 01:20:38,105 --> 01:20:41,522 Everyone gave something into the ether 1213 01:20:41,522 --> 01:20:45,606 and together we created...miracles. 1214 01:20:45,606 --> 01:20:47,606 He got big-headed. 1215 01:20:47,606 --> 01:20:52,065 Sucked everyone's energy, like a vampire. 1216 01:20:54,899 --> 01:20:57,399 I can see where he's going. 1217 01:20:57,399 --> 01:20:59,566 It's dark. 1218 01:21:01,149 --> 01:21:03,525 Cold. 1219 01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:07,400 I fear it may cost him everything. 1220 01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:16,859 Bye, Geoff. 1221 01:21:20,026 --> 01:21:22,318 Be careful, Patrick. 1222 01:21:39,611 --> 01:21:40,987 RADIO: Hello, Playmates. 1223 01:21:40,987 --> 01:21:43,320 ♪ Oh, what a glorious thing to be 1224 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,820 ♪ A healthy grown-up busy, busy bee 1225 01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:48,821 ♪ Whiling away the passing hours... ♪ 1226 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:51,113 All right, sweetheart? 1227 01:21:51,113 --> 01:21:53,071 ♪..I'd like to be a busy, busy bee 1228 01:21:53,071 --> 01:21:55,030 ♪ Being just as busy as a bee can be 1229 01:21:55,030 --> 01:21:56,696 ♪ Flying round the garden 1230 01:21:56,696 --> 01:21:57,988 ♪ Brightest ever seen 1231 01:21:57,988 --> 01:22:00,864 ♪ Taking back the honey to the dear old queen... ♪ 1232 01:22:00,864 --> 01:22:02,322 Fuck off! 1233 01:22:03,697 --> 01:22:05,864 SHOUTING 1234 01:22:05,864 --> 01:22:08,031 ♪ Honey bee, honey bee 1235 01:22:08,031 --> 01:22:11,115 ♪ Bzzz if you like but don't sting me 1236 01:22:11,115 --> 01:22:13,490 ♪ Honey bee, honey bee 1237 01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:17,032 ♪ Bzzz if you like but don't sting me! ♪ 1238 01:22:21,366 --> 01:22:23,949 MUSIC PLAYS 1239 01:22:23,949 --> 01:22:25,533 HE WHISTLES 1240 01:22:28,616 --> 01:22:31,117 "Hello, Playmates!" 1241 01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:33,450 Morning. Miserable bastard. 1242 01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:38,784 I'm moving into my new digs tonight. Handsome, it is. 1243 01:22:38,784 --> 01:22:42,118 You should see it, it's lovely. Bedroom the size of a football pitch. 1244 01:22:42,118 --> 01:22:46,451 I've got an ensuite and all. Never had one of those before. 1245 01:22:49,618 --> 01:22:53,202 I'm playing the Arthur Askey gig tonight. Are you coming? 1246 01:22:53,202 --> 01:22:57,161 ♪ I'm a busy, busy bee Oh, what a glorious thing to be. ♪ 1247 01:22:57,161 --> 01:22:59,786 GASPS What are you doing?! 1248 01:22:59,786 --> 01:23:03,120 - What are you doing? What are you doing?! - Who is she? 1249 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,495 - What are you on about? - Who is she?! 1250 01:23:07,495 --> 01:23:11,579 - You've been covering your tracks, haven't you? - Tongues wag, Joe. 1251 01:23:14,621 --> 01:23:16,788 It's good for my image to have a girlfriend. 1252 01:23:16,788 --> 01:23:20,121 What fucking image? I gave you your fucking image! 1253 01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:25,205 I'm not like you. 1254 01:23:30,664 --> 01:23:34,206 Go on then, go. Leave your stuff, go, I've got work to do. 1255 01:23:34,206 --> 01:23:37,748 Go if you're going! Fucking go! 1256 01:23:37,748 --> 01:23:41,290 SOBS 1257 01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:47,208 TURNS ON MUSIC: "Have I The Right?" by The Honeycombs 1258 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:49,583 ♪ You know I'll always miss you 1259 01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:55,208 ♪ I've loved you from the very start 1260 01:23:56,792 --> 01:23:59,667 ♪ Come right back I just can't bear it 1261 01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:03,334 ♪ I've got this love and I long to share it 1262 01:24:03,334 --> 01:24:08,085 ♪ Come right back I'll show my love is strong 1263 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,751 ♪ Oh, yeah 1264 01:24:09,751 --> 01:24:13,168 ♪ Have I the right to touch you? 1265 01:24:13,168 --> 01:24:16,919 ♪ If I could you'd see how much you 1266 01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:21,419 ♪ Send those shivers running down my spine 1267 01:24:21,419 --> 01:24:23,586 ♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh 1268 01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:27,170 ♪ Have I the right to thrill you? 1269 01:24:27,170 --> 01:24:29,712 ♪ You know I'll wait until you 1270 01:24:29,712 --> 01:24:34,962 ♪ Give me the right to make you mine 1271 01:24:36,421 --> 01:24:39,963 ♪ Come right back I just can't bear it 1272 01:24:39,963 --> 01:24:43,338 ♪ I've got some love and I long to share it... ♪ 1273 01:24:43,338 --> 01:24:45,047 - DJ: - That was The Honeycombs, 1274 01:24:45,047 --> 01:24:47,839 with their second week at the top of the charts, 1275 01:24:47,839 --> 01:24:50,672 but how long can they keep the new boys off the top spot? 1276 01:24:50,672 --> 01:24:52,256 Playing us out, it's the Kinks. 1277 01:24:52,256 --> 01:24:54,714 INTRO: "You Really Got Me" by the Kinks 1278 01:24:54,714 --> 01:24:55,923 That's enough of that. 1279 01:25:10,424 --> 01:25:13,133 - How was Spain? - Majorca. 1280 01:25:13,133 --> 01:25:15,258 Impressive. 1281 01:25:48,386 --> 01:25:50,720 I would have been prepared to be talked down. 1282 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:52,303 I would have settled for less. 1283 01:25:52,303 --> 01:25:54,637 Doesn't matter. 1284 01:25:54,637 --> 01:25:57,387 If you had waited until after the Telstar case, 1285 01:25:57,387 --> 01:26:01,429 - you could have easily bought me out with your own royalties. - Really? 1286 01:26:01,429 --> 01:26:04,638 As it stands, you've just spent our last penny from our latest hit 1287 01:26:04,638 --> 01:26:08,347 to buy half a company which is in debt and losing money. 1288 01:26:11,264 --> 01:26:17,264 BLOWS RASPBERRY 1289 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,348 Sour grapes, innit? 1290 01:26:23,348 --> 01:26:25,973 You just don't want to lose half the business 1291 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:28,099 because you know how big it's going to get. 1292 01:26:28,099 --> 01:26:30,557 I hope you're right, Joe. 1293 01:26:30,557 --> 01:26:32,432 I know I'm right, Wilfred. 1294 01:26:32,432 --> 01:26:38,016 - Geoff says the song was stolen from him. - Let him sue. 1295 01:26:38,016 --> 01:26:42,475 I'm number one again and that's just the start. 1296 01:26:51,309 --> 01:26:55,268 Look after your men, Joe. They're the only thing looking after you. 1297 01:26:55,268 --> 01:26:57,018 Thanks for the advice, Major. 1298 01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:59,352 Now fuck off. 1299 01:27:08,686 --> 01:27:12,561 - What now, boss? - Bigger and better things, Patrick. 1300 01:27:17,770 --> 01:27:21,562 Play it properly or I'll blow your fucking head off. 1301 01:27:28,271 --> 01:27:29,605 I'm recording. 1302 01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:34,480 MUSIC STARTS 1303 01:27:36,730 --> 01:27:39,939 What do we have here? These dire cash problems. 1304 01:27:39,939 --> 01:27:41,814 With the Telstar money frozen, 1305 01:27:41,814 --> 01:27:45,065 simply, there is not enough money coming in 1306 01:27:45,065 --> 01:27:48,565 to pay for the tax on the previous high earnings. 1307 01:27:52,274 --> 01:27:53,982 You have a strong heart. 1308 01:27:53,982 --> 01:27:58,774 And I sense that your guide is Rameses the Great. 1309 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,649 The mightiest of Pharaohs! 1310 01:28:00,649 --> 01:28:02,858 Operating under pseudonyms. 1311 01:28:02,858 --> 01:28:06,442 Reneging on royalties to individuals. 1312 01:28:06,442 --> 01:28:08,650 Breaking union pay laws. 1313 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,984 These are very serious matters! 1314 01:28:10,984 --> 01:28:13,276 And I see great doom. 1315 01:28:13,276 --> 01:28:14,943 Tax must be paid! 1316 01:28:14,943 --> 01:28:17,359 Her Majesty's Board of Trade. 1317 01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:19,318 I look down with terrible anger. 1318 01:28:19,318 --> 01:28:20,818 Seize your assets. 1319 01:28:20,818 --> 01:28:22,610 You work for us. 1320 01:28:22,610 --> 01:28:24,360 We own your very soul. 1321 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:26,652 ECHOES 1322 01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:42,529 - Please don't come back! Please don't come back! - Joseph, it's OK. 1323 01:28:42,529 --> 01:28:45,571 It's all right. Sit down. Get your breath back. 1324 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:48,613 You're all right. Here. Put your head between your legs. 1325 01:28:48,613 --> 01:28:51,488 - You're all right. - Fucking nutter. Where did he get that from? 1326 01:28:51,488 --> 01:28:52,988 Heinz used to have it on the tour. 1327 01:28:52,988 --> 01:28:55,613 - Used to get a lot of gyp threats and that. - Wanker. 1328 01:28:55,613 --> 01:28:58,489 - I'm going to be sick. - You're all right, mate, it's over now. 1329 01:28:58,489 --> 01:29:02,364 Oh, I've fucking pissed myself. Pissed me fucking pants, man! 1330 01:29:02,364 --> 01:29:04,697 He's been under a lot of stress lately, with the bank, 1331 01:29:04,697 --> 01:29:06,573 the Board of Trade, the French courts... 1332 01:29:06,573 --> 01:29:10,240 - Good boy, Patrick, I can trust you. - Sick wanker! - I'm sorry, mate. 1333 01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:12,573 It's just tunes, mate. It's supposed to be a laugh. 1334 01:29:12,573 --> 01:29:15,115 - I've got to get some air. - I think we all have. 1335 01:29:15,115 --> 01:29:16,407 Supposed to be fun. 1336 01:29:20,907 --> 01:29:23,699 He wouldn't have pulled a gun on Clem, would he? 1337 01:29:29,283 --> 01:29:31,909 Bunch of girls. I would have shot Clem. 1338 01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:35,284 And here, with the Beatles, is their famous manager, Mr Brian Epstein. 1339 01:29:35,284 --> 01:29:37,242 ♪ It's hard to believe... ♪ 1340 01:29:37,242 --> 01:29:40,701 Joe. Joe. I don't understand all that palaver. 1341 01:29:40,701 --> 01:29:44,035 I just don't understand why I don't get my rent. 1342 01:29:44,035 --> 01:29:46,910 I'm so sorry, Biddy. 1343 01:29:46,910 --> 01:29:49,869 I mean Violet. 1344 01:29:49,869 --> 01:29:52,036 Knives are out for me on all sides. 1345 01:29:52,036 --> 01:29:55,661 I am being ripped from pillar to post. People just... 1346 01:29:58,036 --> 01:30:00,370 I don't know what to do. 1347 01:30:00,370 --> 01:30:03,870 I don't have anything to give you. 1348 01:30:03,870 --> 01:30:07,787 Oh, here you go. You'll be fine. 1349 01:30:10,912 --> 01:30:14,329 Don't worry. As soon as the money comes through from Telstar, 1350 01:30:14,329 --> 01:30:15,955 you'll be rich as Solomon. 1351 01:30:15,955 --> 01:30:18,997 That French bastard has ruined my fucking life. 1352 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,997 I'm sorry, Violet. 1353 01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:26,331 - "Pardon my French," you should say. - Yeah! 1354 01:30:26,331 --> 01:30:29,123 'Pushing Telstar from the Guinness book of records. 1355 01:30:29,123 --> 01:30:33,748 'And now with an MBE for services to Great Britain, it seems 1356 01:30:33,748 --> 01:30:36,873 'that the fans really do have something to scream about.' 1357 01:30:39,415 --> 01:30:42,666 Listen, I only do autographs at shows, all right? 1358 01:30:42,666 --> 01:30:46,583 - Where are you going with my car? - Heinz Burt. Repossession order. 1359 01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:49,291 You fucking what? 1360 01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:51,208 What's all this? Oi! 1361 01:30:55,542 --> 01:30:59,209 Don't look at me, I don't know! 1362 01:30:59,209 --> 01:31:03,501 - I want it back. You can't stick me with your fucking debts. - And the car! 1363 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:06,251 - I don't know nothing. - And what about the boat? 1364 01:31:06,251 --> 01:31:07,751 What about my boat?! 1365 01:31:09,127 --> 01:31:11,252 'Stop shouting. I know you're outside.' 1366 01:31:11,252 --> 01:31:13,835 I go down the jetty and there's nothing there. 1367 01:31:13,835 --> 01:31:16,336 All I'm left with is a handful of paper. 1368 01:31:16,336 --> 01:31:19,544 You know Larry Parnes, you know we've had a terrible rift. 1369 01:31:21,961 --> 01:31:23,586 Sort of. 1370 01:31:23,586 --> 01:31:25,712 So your secret chats behind my back 1371 01:31:25,712 --> 01:31:28,253 have done nothing but give him something to hurt me with. 1372 01:31:28,253 --> 01:31:29,879 I asked him for advice, that's all. 1373 01:31:29,879 --> 01:31:32,962 How dare you try and creep out of your contract after all I've done? 1374 01:31:32,962 --> 01:31:36,546 You put me on that shitty seaside tour and I am sick of it. 1375 01:31:36,546 --> 01:31:40,255 And when I get back, I've got fucking nothing. 1376 01:31:40,255 --> 01:31:43,755 I've got no car, no boat, and no follow-up! 1377 01:31:43,755 --> 01:31:46,172 I've had a row with Geoff. 1378 01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,589 Well, he's a prat anyway. 1379 01:31:49,506 --> 01:31:53,423 What about them two that wrote for the Honeycombs? Yeah? 1380 01:31:53,423 --> 01:31:55,381 I liked all that. 1381 01:31:55,381 --> 01:31:57,590 'Really, Joe. You can't be serious. 1382 01:31:57,590 --> 01:32:00,048 'I mean, he is awful! You really must move on.' 1383 01:32:00,048 --> 01:32:03,215 - They're not right. - Can't you write some? 1384 01:32:03,215 --> 01:32:06,257 No point, if you want to leave me. 1385 01:32:06,257 --> 01:32:07,674 No... 1386 01:32:10,633 --> 01:32:13,258 I just thought something funny was going on, that's all. 1387 01:32:13,258 --> 01:32:15,550 That's why I called Parnes. 1388 01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:17,675 It's Della, yeah. 1389 01:32:17,675 --> 01:32:21,175 Just gets a bit, you know, jealous. Silly, really. 1390 01:32:22,634 --> 01:32:25,634 - I don't mean to hurt people. - I just want my car back. 1391 01:32:26,718 --> 01:32:29,676 - I'll see what I can do. - What about my follow-up? 1392 01:32:29,676 --> 01:32:32,552 I just don't want to lose you. 1393 01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:34,260 I'm going now. 1394 01:32:39,344 --> 01:32:41,511 Things will get better, you'll see! 1395 01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:49,220 What happens to people like us, Patrick? Music people? 1396 01:32:50,637 --> 01:32:54,137 When all the hits have gone, when they've all been dried up. 1397 01:32:55,679 --> 01:32:58,221 What do we do when we can't do this any more? 1398 01:33:00,096 --> 01:33:01,763 Get proper jobs, I suppose. 1399 01:33:09,389 --> 01:33:12,097 I think we're just supposed to disappear. 1400 01:33:19,265 --> 01:33:23,015 'Dear Mr Gillard. 1401 01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:25,265 'As my lawyer, there are certain things 1402 01:33:25,265 --> 01:33:27,224 'I would like you to know about me. 1403 01:33:28,974 --> 01:33:30,724 'So that you are not influenced 1404 01:33:30,724 --> 01:33:33,308 'by things other people are saying about me.' 1405 01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:39,058 'I know there are some things I'm not good at - numbers, paperwork - 1406 01:33:39,058 --> 01:33:40,850 'but that don't make me bad.' 1407 01:33:40,850 --> 01:33:42,392 Excuse me. 1408 01:33:48,767 --> 01:33:53,393 'It seems that all the things I'm no good at is what people use to hurt me with, 1409 01:33:53,393 --> 01:33:56,268 'and all the things I am good at...don't matter. 1410 01:34:01,602 --> 01:34:03,769 'All my time is spent catching up. 1411 01:34:08,769 --> 01:34:11,936 'But every time I look up, everything's changed. 1412 01:34:11,936 --> 01:34:13,728 'And I have to catch up again. 1413 01:34:19,271 --> 01:34:21,396 'Why does everyone want to hurt me? 1414 01:34:21,396 --> 01:34:23,479 'Please... 1415 01:34:23,479 --> 01:34:25,021 'be my friend. 1416 01:34:25,021 --> 01:34:27,563 'Please, help me.' 1417 01:34:29,188 --> 01:34:31,647 Yours sincerely, Joe Meek. 1418 01:34:52,399 --> 01:34:55,899 Why are you having parties? You can't afford this. 1419 01:34:55,899 --> 01:34:59,900 If I can buy my way into those pirate ship top tens, I bloody well will. 1420 01:34:59,900 --> 01:35:01,775 You can't afford to pay bribes. 1421 01:35:01,775 --> 01:35:04,067 They're not bribes, they're investments. 1422 01:35:04,067 --> 01:35:06,609 - You can't afford them. - Right, read the letter. 1423 01:35:06,609 --> 01:35:08,442 Go on, read the letter. 1424 01:35:08,442 --> 01:35:11,401 Go on, read the letter, read the letter. 1425 01:35:11,401 --> 01:35:16,526 "EMI Records, EMI House, W1. 1426 01:35:16,526 --> 01:35:21,402 "Dear Mr Meek, EMI re, Have I The Right, by The Honeycombs. 1427 01:35:21,402 --> 01:35:26,652 "Thank you for submitting your record. We feel that this record is of no commercial value. 1428 01:35:26,652 --> 01:35:30,569 "Yours sincerely, Sir Joseph Lockwood." 1429 01:35:30,569 --> 01:35:34,236 Well, that one sold half a million, so someone knows what they're doing. 1430 01:35:34,236 --> 01:35:37,362 DOOR SLAMS 1431 01:35:47,946 --> 01:35:49,530 Now, now, sir. 1432 01:35:50,738 --> 01:35:54,572 Robert George Meek, we are officers of Her Majesty's Board of Trade and Commerce, 1433 01:35:54,572 --> 01:35:57,280 and after several requests for receipts of trade and income, 1434 01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,197 we are now authorised to seize... 1435 01:36:00,281 --> 01:36:04,823 Don't go in there! I don't have the books. Tony Shanks has the books and won't give 'em back. 1436 01:36:04,823 --> 01:36:07,406 - Open it! - It's full of junk. 1437 01:36:08,531 --> 01:36:11,032 You put that back. You put that back! 1438 01:36:13,157 --> 01:36:14,782 It stinks in here. 1439 01:36:14,782 --> 01:36:17,116 Don't you ever think to open a window? 1440 01:36:17,116 --> 01:36:19,282 My lawyer, Mr Gilhead, he'll tell you. 1441 01:36:19,282 --> 01:36:21,616 No, don't do that. No, don't do that! 1442 01:36:21,616 --> 01:36:23,408 Don't... 1443 01:36:23,408 --> 01:36:25,033 Don't do that! 1444 01:36:25,033 --> 01:36:27,617 No, don't do that! Don't do that! 1445 01:36:27,617 --> 01:36:29,700 No, no... 1446 01:37:18,872 --> 01:37:21,580 RADIO CRACKLES 1447 01:37:42,416 --> 01:37:43,624 Joe. 1448 01:37:46,291 --> 01:37:47,916 Wake up, Joe. 1449 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:50,750 Joe, it's Patrick. 1450 01:37:52,250 --> 01:37:54,542 Oh, sorry, was I off again? 1451 01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:56,042 Miles away. 1452 01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:58,001 RADIO CONTINUES CRACKLING 1453 01:37:59,417 --> 01:38:01,043 You shouldn't take those. 1454 01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:04,626 - They help me think. - And the others? 1455 01:38:06,335 --> 01:38:08,835 They stop me thinking. 1456 01:38:08,835 --> 01:38:12,210 You should see Dr Crisp about those trances. 1457 01:38:12,210 --> 01:38:14,752 The last thing I need is another doctor's bill. 1458 01:38:14,752 --> 01:38:16,753 You don't get them any more, silly. 1459 01:38:16,753 --> 01:38:22,128 I pinched a bit of steak from Mum's larder. We've got some spuds, I thought I'd do us some tea. 1460 01:38:22,128 --> 01:38:24,920 You're so very kind. 1461 01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:27,004 PHONE RINGS 1462 01:38:27,004 --> 01:38:29,712 Leave it. Patrick... 1463 01:38:29,712 --> 01:38:32,337 PHONE CONTINUES RINGING 1464 01:38:39,963 --> 01:38:42,505 They want to take my boys away. 1465 01:38:42,505 --> 01:38:44,005 Who? 1466 01:38:45,297 --> 01:38:47,131 The Krays. 1467 01:38:49,214 --> 01:38:51,923 They saw The Tornadoes at the relief gig 1468 01:38:51,923 --> 01:38:53,631 and they want to manage them. 1469 01:38:54,965 --> 01:38:58,798 Joe...you should take Sir Joseph's offer. 1470 01:38:58,798 --> 01:39:00,549 Work at Abbey Road. 1471 01:39:00,549 --> 01:39:03,299 Let them worry about the bills and the tax. 1472 01:39:03,299 --> 01:39:05,924 You've had enough bad luck in this place. 1473 01:39:05,924 --> 01:39:09,591 You've proved your point. You should move on. 1474 01:39:11,883 --> 01:39:14,925 My real name is Robert. 1475 01:39:14,925 --> 01:39:18,300 Robert George Meek. RGM. 1476 01:39:19,592 --> 01:39:22,467 My nan named me Joe after her son. 1477 01:39:22,467 --> 01:39:25,009 Uncle Joe was killed in the Great War. 1478 01:39:25,009 --> 01:39:27,426 An officer...a boy 1479 01:39:27,426 --> 01:39:29,968 ordered him to take up a Maxim gun post 1480 01:39:29,968 --> 01:39:33,135 where he knew he'd be shot, and he did it and he was, shot. 1481 01:39:33,135 --> 01:39:34,885 Right through the face. 1482 01:39:36,260 --> 01:39:41,136 This officer, he ordered the next soldier to pull the body down 1483 01:39:41,136 --> 01:39:44,803 and take up the post. Well...the next soldier was... 1484 01:39:47,095 --> 01:39:50,137 ..my father. And he did it. 1485 01:39:50,137 --> 01:39:52,887 Oh, he fought like mad. 1486 01:39:54,429 --> 01:39:57,721 But he was hit. Lucky though, he survived. 1487 01:39:57,721 --> 01:40:01,305 He had a piece of shrapnel lodged in his skull. 1488 01:40:01,305 --> 01:40:05,597 He had to convalesce for years, but it was a shock, you see, the shock, 1489 01:40:05,597 --> 01:40:07,680 the shock did the damage. 1490 01:40:10,931 --> 01:40:12,889 Then he met my mum. 1491 01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:17,431 But all our lives, he could never work for anyone else. 1492 01:40:17,431 --> 01:40:20,765 He could never take an order from anyone ever else again, 1493 01:40:20,765 --> 01:40:22,723 it would drive him mad. 1494 01:40:22,723 --> 01:40:24,890 T-T-T-The shrapnel would move in his skull 1495 01:40:24,890 --> 01:40:29,224 and he would smash up the village and spend all night screaming. 1496 01:40:29,224 --> 01:40:33,683 So he had to be his own boss, you see, he had to be. 1497 01:40:36,225 --> 01:40:40,017 Anyway, that's why I'm called Joe. 1498 01:40:42,934 --> 01:40:45,434 I can't work for someone else. 1499 01:40:47,393 --> 01:40:50,476 Everything I try to do is here. 1500 01:40:55,852 --> 01:40:57,352 I'll make tea. 1501 01:41:14,645 --> 01:41:16,896 BIRDS SING 1502 01:41:20,854 --> 01:41:24,771 You, Joe, are a very special boy. 1503 01:41:24,771 --> 01:41:27,938 You have a little sparkle in you. 1504 01:41:48,107 --> 01:41:51,566 I used to look at you and I would be so glad to see you. 1505 01:41:53,024 --> 01:41:56,066 No matter how I felt, you would...lift me up. 1506 01:41:58,150 --> 01:42:02,858 Now I can't help seeing you bearing down on me with all those other bastards. 1507 01:42:02,858 --> 01:42:07,776 - I need the money you owe me. - Please, go home, I don't owe you anything. 1508 01:42:07,776 --> 01:42:09,026 Bollocks. 1509 01:42:09,026 --> 01:42:14,235 You had hits all over the world. The Tornados and my solo stuff. 1510 01:42:14,235 --> 01:42:16,068 You cost me. 1511 01:42:17,193 --> 01:42:22,569 Every picture you had took, every record that got pressed and never sold cost me. 1512 01:42:22,569 --> 01:42:27,528 Half the time you were in the charts cost me, and I paid for that. 1513 01:42:27,528 --> 01:42:31,236 Well, if you'd done a better job, you'd have had more hits. 1514 01:42:31,236 --> 01:42:33,445 I did everything for you. 1515 01:42:34,570 --> 01:42:37,529 - I sweated blood for you. - It weren't enough. 1516 01:42:37,529 --> 01:42:39,279 It didn't work. 1517 01:42:39,279 --> 01:42:42,196 I've got a job, Joe. 1518 01:42:42,196 --> 01:42:47,738 Jesus, a job, I'm painting fucking buses! 1519 01:42:49,530 --> 01:42:50,780 You lied. 1520 01:42:52,655 --> 01:42:54,697 The Palladium this, 1521 01:42:54,697 --> 01:42:56,905 America that... 1522 01:42:56,905 --> 01:42:58,864 You fuckin' lied! 1523 01:43:00,989 --> 01:43:05,115 I'm a mug I believed all your bullshit. 1524 01:43:06,448 --> 01:43:07,782 I loved you. 1525 01:43:09,865 --> 01:43:12,990 When I think about us, I'm actually sick. 1526 01:43:14,616 --> 01:43:18,824 I knew you was a bender. I had your number from the start. 1527 01:43:18,824 --> 01:43:22,200 - You're the mug. - That's a lie. 1528 01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:26,492 - No, you're the fucking liar! - No, I know what I am. 1529 01:43:26,492 --> 01:43:29,659 Yeah, sick bent old crook who owes me money! 1530 01:43:29,659 --> 01:43:31,451 I... 1531 01:43:32,492 --> 01:43:35,993 SCREAMS AND SHOUTS 1532 01:43:35,993 --> 01:43:40,910 I've seen it before, Joe. I've seen it all before. Come on, then! 1533 01:43:42,285 --> 01:43:46,327 Yeah, you fucking...old fuck. 1534 01:43:46,327 --> 01:43:49,369 Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking kill you. 1535 01:43:49,369 --> 01:43:52,244 I will fucking murder ya! 1536 01:43:55,161 --> 01:43:56,745 I made you. 1537 01:43:58,495 --> 01:44:00,870 You're not supposed to be like this. 1538 01:44:00,870 --> 01:44:04,287 - It's not supposed to be like this. - If I see you here again... 1539 01:44:04,287 --> 01:44:07,246 - You don't understand. -..I'll kill you. 1540 01:44:14,955 --> 01:44:16,538 Bender. 1541 01:44:35,082 --> 01:44:37,916 What are you talking about? 1542 01:44:37,916 --> 01:44:39,457 You want me... 1543 01:44:55,876 --> 01:44:57,501 So am I. 1544 01:44:57,501 --> 01:45:02,126 Astorina an Domini...inferni. 1545 01:45:02,126 --> 01:45:05,168 An Domini inferni... 1546 01:45:10,794 --> 01:45:12,794 Please, hear me. 1547 01:45:12,794 --> 01:45:18,461 Someone is stealing from me, and from my mind, my ideas. 1548 01:45:18,461 --> 01:45:20,836 I know I'm not myself, you see. 1549 01:45:20,836 --> 01:45:23,212 And I've tried, I've tried not thinking, 1550 01:45:23,212 --> 01:45:27,212 I've tried not speaking, but it always seems to find a way of... 1551 01:45:27,212 --> 01:45:31,046 fucking having me, and it's taking me somewhere, 1552 01:45:31,046 --> 01:45:35,005 and I know you understand, so where does it go? 1553 01:45:36,630 --> 01:45:38,088 I wish someone loved me. 1554 01:45:38,088 --> 01:45:41,172 But you love someone, they just take from you. 1555 01:45:41,172 --> 01:45:44,422 They ruin you from inside, and everything else gets ruined. 1556 01:45:44,422 --> 01:45:48,214 It's easy to get famous and now my music's no good. 1557 01:45:52,131 --> 01:45:55,132 Please tell me what to do to make it stop. Please... 1558 01:45:56,507 --> 01:45:58,299 ..make it stop! 1559 01:46:01,382 --> 01:46:03,424 I understand. 1560 01:46:50,262 --> 01:46:51,596 Joe? 1561 01:46:51,596 --> 01:46:52,971 Oh, God! 1562 01:46:52,971 --> 01:46:55,804 There's a couple of kids downstairs here to stack some tapes. 1563 01:46:55,804 --> 01:46:58,221 Tell them to fuck off. 1564 01:46:58,221 --> 01:47:00,263 We don't need you today, boys. 1565 01:47:09,889 --> 01:47:11,931 Get Mrs Shenton up here! 1566 01:47:15,265 --> 01:47:17,306 I don't know what it's about, Mrs Shenton. 1567 01:47:17,306 --> 01:47:19,807 - He just really wants to see you. - Oh, he's been busy. 1568 01:47:19,807 --> 01:47:21,682 He recorded me singing last night. 1569 01:47:21,682 --> 01:47:24,349 It's always been a secret ambition of mine, singing. 1570 01:47:24,349 --> 01:47:27,766 I'm sure it'll sound lovely. What sort of mood's he in? 1571 01:47:27,766 --> 01:47:32,100 - Oh, he's in a pretty bad mood. - Oh, well, I'll cheer him up. 1572 01:47:32,100 --> 01:47:35,892 Will you hold this for me? I don't like to smoke up there. 1573 01:48:06,103 --> 01:48:11,645 - I want a word with you. - Oh, my God, is that real? Is it loaded? 1574 01:48:11,645 --> 01:48:13,812 Don't talk, answer the question. 1575 01:48:13,812 --> 01:48:18,521 - What question? You haven't asked a question. - I'm not stupid. 1576 01:48:18,521 --> 01:48:21,688 Come on, Joe, you're really frightening me. 1577 01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:26,105 Who is he? 1578 01:48:26,105 --> 01:48:30,814 - Who's who? - I've told you once, I'm not stupid! 1579 01:48:30,814 --> 01:48:34,606 If I was stupid, people wouldn't be able to ruin me. 1580 01:48:34,606 --> 01:48:38,273 Who is the man, our friend in the Crombie coat? 1581 01:48:38,273 --> 01:48:41,482 Him? He's just the agent. 1582 01:48:41,482 --> 01:48:43,773 Agent? 1583 01:48:43,773 --> 01:48:46,482 He's the estate agent. 1584 01:48:56,108 --> 01:49:00,858 We're not as young as we were, and you've been terrible with the rent. 1585 01:49:00,858 --> 01:49:04,942 - The business has been poor. - Estate agents? 1586 01:49:07,484 --> 01:49:10,693 Give me the book, the rent book. 1587 01:49:10,693 --> 01:49:12,235 Let me find the book. 1588 01:49:12,235 --> 01:49:14,401 I think it's downstairs. 1589 01:49:14,401 --> 01:49:17,527 Why don't we just pop down and have a nice cup of tea. 1590 01:49:17,527 --> 01:49:19,652 Just give me the fucking book! 1591 01:49:19,652 --> 01:49:22,569 Your lease is up at the end of the month. 1592 01:49:22,569 --> 01:49:24,694 The bank next door wants to expand. 1593 01:49:24,694 --> 01:49:27,486 We are retiring, it's nothing to do with the rent. 1594 01:49:27,486 --> 01:49:31,653 I didn't want to tell you like this. The shop is our nest egg. 1595 01:49:33,362 --> 01:49:36,529 - I said, didn't I... - You let an estate agent in here. 1596 01:49:36,529 --> 01:49:40,654 Well, he had to see the place before he could make an offer. 1597 01:49:40,654 --> 01:49:44,154 Yeah, I knew something was wrong. I knew something. 1598 01:49:44,154 --> 01:49:46,238 I thought everyone was out to hurt me, 1599 01:49:46,238 --> 01:49:48,655 I thought all these people wanted to get me 1600 01:49:48,655 --> 01:49:51,238 I thought there was a curse. 1601 01:49:51,238 --> 01:49:54,447 I didn't know, I thought it might be Phil Spector or George Martin 1602 01:49:54,447 --> 01:49:59,239 or any of those thieving pigs, but no, no, it was you! 1603 01:50:00,573 --> 01:50:03,240 Just...you! 1604 01:50:04,448 --> 01:50:06,990 Selling my home when I was in it. 1605 01:50:08,157 --> 01:50:10,365 The place I built from nothing. 1606 01:50:10,365 --> 01:50:14,157 The place I lived and toiled in for six years, 1607 01:50:14,157 --> 01:50:17,616 the place that everyone else got fat off. 1608 01:50:17,616 --> 01:50:22,450 That made millions and millions and millions of people happy. 1609 01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:25,367 And you, you was trying to sell it. 1610 01:50:25,367 --> 01:50:27,325 You was trying to kill it. 1611 01:50:27,325 --> 01:50:29,576 It was you, Violet. 1612 01:51:03,371 --> 01:51:05,246 She's dead, Joe. 1613 01:51:05,246 --> 01:51:07,829 I think she's dead. 1614 01:51:09,246 --> 01:51:10,871 What have you done, Joe? 1615 01:51:16,164 --> 01:51:18,622 No, Joe, please, don't! Please, please! 1616 01:51:18,622 --> 01:51:20,831 - Stop, stop. - No, Joe, please! 1617 01:51:20,831 --> 01:51:23,706 - It's all right, it's all right. - Please! 1618 01:51:25,164 --> 01:51:27,373 What's the date? 1619 01:51:29,165 --> 01:51:31,040 - What? - What's the date? 1620 01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:34,665 It's the 3rd, it's February the 3rd. 1621 01:51:44,916 --> 01:51:47,000 Bye, Patrick. 1622 01:52:00,960 --> 01:52:03,710 Joe! No! 1623 01:52:03,710 --> 01:52:05,502 No, no! 1624 01:52:05,502 --> 01:52:08,919 No, no, no! 1625 01:52:11,211 --> 01:52:13,544 No, no, no, no! 1626 01:52:14,961 --> 01:52:17,045 No, no! 1627 01:52:23,337 --> 01:52:26,879 ♪ If I got down on my knees 1628 01:52:26,879 --> 01:52:29,671 ♪ And I pleaded with you 1629 01:52:29,671 --> 01:52:36,088 ♪ Not to go, but to stay in my arms 1630 01:52:36,088 --> 01:52:39,880 ♪ Would you walk 1631 01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:43,047 ♪ Out the door 1632 01:52:43,047 --> 01:52:50,256 ♪ Like you did once before? 1633 01:52:50,256 --> 01:52:53,257 ♪ This time 1634 01:52:53,257 --> 01:52:56,507 ♪ Be different 1635 01:52:56,507 --> 01:52:59,882 ♪ Please stay 1636 01:52:59,882 --> 01:53:03,049 ♪ Don't go 1637 01:53:03,049 --> 01:53:09,758 ♪ If I call out your name like a prayer 1638 01:53:09,758 --> 01:53:16,301 ♪ Would you leave me alone in my fear 1639 01:53:16,301 --> 01:53:19,134 ♪ Knowing I 1640 01:53:19,134 --> 01:53:22,843 ♪ Need you so? 1641 01:53:22,843 --> 01:53:29,885 ♪ Would you still turn and go 1642 01:53:29,885 --> 01:53:33,052 ♪ This time 1643 01:53:33,052 --> 01:53:36,136 ♪ Be different 1644 01:53:36,136 --> 01:53:39,428 ♪ Please stay 1645 01:53:39,428 --> 01:53:42,512 ♪ Don't go 1646 01:53:42,512 --> 01:53:46,387 ♪ Please stay 1647 01:53:48,970 --> 01:53:56,221 ♪ I loved you before I even knew your name 1648 01:53:56,221 --> 01:54:02,555 ♪ I wanted to give you my heart 1649 01:54:02,555 --> 01:54:05,639 ♪ But when you came back 1650 01:54:05,639 --> 01:54:09,389 ♪ After leaving me one time 1651 01:54:09,389 --> 01:54:14,056 ♪ Oh, I knew, oh, how I knew 1652 01:54:14,056 --> 01:54:22,390 ♪ That the heartache would start 1653 01:54:25,516 --> 01:54:32,225 ♪ If I call out your name like a song 1654 01:54:32,225 --> 01:54:38,850 ♪ Which was written for you and you alone 1655 01:54:38,850 --> 01:54:41,851 ♪ Would you still 1656 01:54:41,851 --> 01:54:45,393 ♪ Hurt my pride 1657 01:54:45,393 --> 01:54:48,018 ♪ Baby, till 1658 01:54:48,018 --> 01:54:52,352 ♪ Till I cry 1659 01:54:52,352 --> 01:54:55,102 ♪ This time 1660 01:54:55,102 --> 01:54:58,519 ♪ Be different 1661 01:54:58,519 --> 01:55:02,103 ♪ Please stay 1662 01:55:02,103 --> 01:55:05,103 ♪ Don't go 1663 01:55:05,103 --> 01:55:07,895 ♪ Please stay 1664 01:55:07,895 --> 01:55:12,229 ♪ You know I'll always love you, darling 1665 01:55:12,229 --> 01:55:14,687 ♪ Please stay 1666 01:55:14,687 --> 01:55:17,646 ♪ Don't go 1667 01:55:17,646 --> 01:55:23,813 ♪ Please, please, stay. ♪ 1668 01:55:45,107 --> 01:55:47,524 ♪ Cheatin' was his trade 1669 01:55:48,816 --> 01:55:51,024 ♪ A seller of lies 1670 01:55:52,233 --> 01:55:54,358 ♪ A heart so cold 1671 01:55:55,441 --> 01:55:58,025 ♪ He seemed to hypnotise 1672 01:55:59,275 --> 01:56:01,359 ♪ He always works alone 1673 01:56:02,692 --> 01:56:05,359 ♪ Crawdaddy Simone 1674 01:56:06,484 --> 01:56:08,859 ♪ He had no axe to grind 1675 01:56:10,485 --> 01:56:12,610 ♪ You never saw him smile 1676 01:56:13,985 --> 01:56:16,027 ♪ But his look was good 1677 01:56:17,527 --> 01:56:19,861 ♪ He always dressed in style 1678 01:56:20,944 --> 01:56:23,403 ♪ He always walks alone 1679 01:56:24,611 --> 01:56:27,028 ♪ Crawdaddy Simone... ♪